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Megaman seeks Megawomen

11:14 PM on 03.21.2007   |   Faith

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What do you think video game icons look for in their prefect mate? I mean it must be lonely for some video game characters, all those hours spent waiting for the user to come and play your game. They must get the urge for some cyber sex sooner or later.

Well, Crotch Mail (I love that Web site name) has posted a few dating profiles for some lonely, pixelated hearts in the video game world. Check them out and see if maybe you could fill the position of a digital stud/vixen.

8-Bit Dating Service  

[Via The Game Dame








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bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 23:14
bleep
Muscular, just how mega man likes it!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 23:19
tazarthayoot
Nerd alert: Megaman was designed to defeat Dr. Wily. Dr. Robotnik was Sonic's archrival
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 23:22
Geoff
Mega Man is an orgasm with an orgasm filling dipped in an orgasm with an orgasm coating.
fromagex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 23:33
fromagex
umm
whys it says he was fighting doctor robotnik


oh i see someone else noticed too
AndyCat's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2007 23:34
AndyCat
Nerd alert: you beat me to it
joepekula's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 00:08
joepekula
It's obviously a fake Megaman profile, because we all know the REAL Megaman would have gotten his enemy's name right.
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 00:27
velcroman
is it me, or does faith over optimize every pic he posts? no offense faith, but I think we all have broadband and we can handled it (hope that didn't sound mean, just pointing something out)
westcabaretdrive's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 00:42
westcabaretdrive
Am I to take it you haven't seen HySpace?
http://hyspace.progressiveboink.com/
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 01:28
bleep
@: Westcabaretdrive:

holy shit thats ridiculous...
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 01:29
bleep
@: Velcroman:

dude Faith is female...
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 01:41
velcroman
yeah, and your point is?...
nathan88knot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 01:43
nathan88knot

baha, ITS MEGABABY...soon he will appear in his own game, a cheap ripoff of yoshi's island, except you KICK HIM across the level, because deep down, we all want to kick babies...stay tuned
Grimgnar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 02:04
Grimgnar
That you called Faith a he, I think.
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 02:08
velcroman
oh, just a typo. nothing to see here! move along!
masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 02:12
masterledz
Nerd Alert: Robot City is never specified to be in the state of Michigan.

Although I wouldn't mind a pastry by MegaMan.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 08:14
Gameboi
We all know Megaman was meant to be with Samus. Why can't they see it?
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 08:46
Crunshii
dang, thought zero was megamans gf... wait... is Zero a girl or boy o.O?

blond long hair, 2 gems on the chest, sharp shin... thought Zero was tommyboy girl..
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 09:03
Tubatic
Thank you, Destructoid Nerdalerters. Thank you.

Robotnik was clownshoes.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 10:32
BahamutZero
slow news day, huh
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 11:20
JonDarkwood
Dr. Robotnik, huge fail.
Hexen525's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 11:46
Hexen525
Umm, 167lbs and only 4'10"? Seems a little short and fat to me.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 13:21
Aaron Mxy Yost
What happened to Roll? Or is she Megaman's sister or something?
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 13:25
Aaron Mxy Yost
Just noticed Part 2 has been posted, featuring Pac-Man, Yoshi, and Donkey Kong.
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 13:44
Lezbro
Part-time pastry chef from Michigan who's into Megaman.

That's chickryptonite.
ironic_name's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 14:05
ironic_name
That's good that the Game Dame is getting some readers.
westcabaretdrive's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 14:28
westcabaretdrive
Seriously, though, you should add the Hyspace stuff to the post, since they've done practically every major or minor character in all the Zelda games and the writing is really good.

http://hyspace.progressiveboink.com/

Go ProgressiveBoinks!
aaragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2007 21:24
aaragon
Note from the CrotchMail.com Admin - The Robotnik typo is corrected, I apologize for my lack of supreme sonic/megaman knowledge... But thanks to the many scathing comments directed at my foolishness, its been updated. Thanks for Reading!
-CrotchMail.com
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