Lots of things were said during the E3 press conference. Lots of it was pure bullsh*t. Thankfully, Mega64 created a device to find out what everyone was REALLY saying with the TruthPhones.
You just know that Shigeru Miyamoto was really livid during the Zelda presentation.
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I think it's the last one with the Zelda where they're cursing up a storm. That was funny. For some strange reason I really do think they were thinking that cause I know I would have been.
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4:20 PM on 06.30.2010 | 
These Mega64 guys are gonna be huge. HUGE!