The first Mega64 GDC ad showed the convention off as a giant party. The second GDC ad was all about the nerds. Both ads failed to get passed but third times the charm, right?
Well, if you're Anthony Burch, then you'll love this ad! If you're not, then you won't understand it at all but will pretend to know the meaning behind it just so you can fit in with the "in crowd" because the girl with the thick framed glasses is really cute and you think you have a chance but unfortunately for you she's going to commit suicide in a week because she saw a pigeon take a crap and it moved her so much she just couldn't handle life anymore.
Hamza Aziz, Destructoid's Community Director, has been here since day one. He was born when a tiger coughed up a hairball into a pool of ooze. He was one of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before budget cuts. Hamza works as a previews editor and manages a team in San Francisco. To date he has given away tens of thousands of dollars in prizes to readers. What a dick. Actually, Hamza is as kind as he is hairy.
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Super Mario RPG, Halo, iPhone, Videogame cover bands, Super Nintendo
Meet the rest of the team
Anthony Burch understands the non-understandable. Anthony Burch knows the non-known. Anthony Burch learns the un-learned. Anthony Burch un-learns the learned just so he can learn it again. Anthony Burch does not believe in GOD, for GOD is not a product of Anthony Burch's creation. Anthony Burch sat on his tuffet, eating his curds and whey, along came a spider and sat down beside him and Anthony Burch ran away.
the girl with the thick framed glasses is really cute and you think you have a chance but unfortunately for you she's going to commit suicide in a week because she saw a pigeon take a crap and it moved her so much she just couldn't handle life anymore.
Why do I get the feeling this joke is based on real world experience Hamza?
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1:00 AM on 02.10.2010
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Duuude...
Oh, wait that's hippies not artists.
*coughs erratically*
That ad is exquisite.
...
*wheezes*
Anthony Burch knows the non-known.
Anthony Burch learns the un-learned.
Anthony Burch un-learns the learned just so he can learn it again.
Anthony Burch does not believe in GOD, for GOD is not a product of Anthony Burch's creation.
Anthony Burch sat on his tuffet, eating his curds and whey, along came a spider and sat down beside him and Anthony Burch ran away.
Or make him fail review my Indie Game 0_0....
Why do I get the feeling this joke is based on real world experience Hamza?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcReu_d9h4o
THIS IS ARTRAGEOUS!