Mega64 constantly provides us with a look at what videogames would be like in real life. The latest example shows us what Bayonetta is like outside of the videogame world and the results are pretty scary.
Old men will shoot lasers at you and grocery store owners will throw their own property on the ground trying to look tough. While men will go nuts, girls seem to like a real-life Bayonetta a lot and will dance for you! So guys, all you need to do to win girls over is grow out your hair and shoot people with your shoes. THIS IS A FOOLPROOF PLAN!
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4:00 AM on 01.08.2010 | 
That was great but I still don't think that Mega64's newer stuff is as good as their earlier videos.
Resident Evil 4
Final Fantasy XII
Thank you.
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