Has it really been that long since Mega64 made an honest-to-God videogame skit? There was that Sonic one, right? It feels like it has been much longer than that. Stop selling yourselves out to your corporate masters and go back to being poor! We loved you guys when you were poor! Stop being successful!
Rocco becomes Fat Drake in this cautionary tale of the abuse of recreational drugs. All your friends and acquaintances will shun you and possibly call security. This can all be avoided by making better life decisions. YOU have the power to change your destiny!
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