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Mega64 released a new IGN video last week dealing with console exclusives. To be honest, I love the console wars. Fanboys go absolutely batsh*t insane defending their console of choice as if the console was their very own child.

It all boils down to money, folks. These companies want money and it's like my homie Notorious B.I.G. said, "Mo' money, mo' problems." Then Girl Talk comes out of nowhere and remixes Biggie's song with Coolio's "1, 2, 3, 4" and everyones "Gotta gotta get up to get down." Then bam, we switch to "Gangsta's Paradise" and they want to "Tell me why are we, so blind to see? That the ones we hurt, are you and me? We've been spending most our lives, living in a gangsta's paradise. We've been spending most our lives, living in a gangsta's paradise. We keep spending most our lives, living in a gangsta's paradise. 

Word up, man. Word up ... video after the break!

[Thanks, GregsVice!]

 








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Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 05:24
Justice
Funny as always, especially the Indiana Jones bit, but I have to repeat what they wrote when they posted this video on youtube.
"WHEN IS THE NEW KUNG POW COMING OUT"

Seriously, the first one is one of the greatest films ever. You can't just tease a sequel and then not release one Steve Odenkirk!

/end rant
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 06:26
ParaParaKing
Those stupid 360 fanboys.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 06:39
nebones
New guy?
konrad hazen's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 06:49
konrad hazen
It's funny because it's true!
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 07:17
Danzflor
funny as always, this guys and theier videos always put a smile on my face.
the fact is not discuss the shitstorm caused by the exclusives, the fact is just laugh at it xD
Mentok the Mindtaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 09:02
Mentok the Mindtaker
OMFG that is AWESOME! I feel the exact same way though i think exclusivity is dumb if its on the 360/ps3 then it should be on the other as well... but not the Wii, f*ck that thing.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 10:02
PappaDukes
The Halo 4 announcement was fucking hilarious!
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 10:53
Chronic Logic
The reason for this console war is because greedy video game corporations are making a profit from the war, and the only casualties here are the video game consumers.
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 11:05
Justin Villasenor
The bit with Indiana Jones/Stitch was awesome.
TheGregsaw's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 12:44
TheGregsaw
FF 13 has just given me an idea. What if a developer starts out making an exclusive, but then tells the other they'll make it for their console... but for a price!

They'd get the sales from both consoles AND a little bit of extra pocket change.

I need to go start a company...brb
mr spooky's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 14:57
mr spooky
That was great.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 15:38
Naim Master
Well , the 360 did get Lost and Damned and a big piece of penis with it ...
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2009 23:36
Endstiem
Holy fuck!
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