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Major games getting pushed back to next year? That's Modern Warfare 2's fault. The economy in the sh*tter? Modern Warfare 2's fault. Frankenstein defeats vampires? Modern Warfare 2's fault yet again!

Modern Warfare 2 isn't even out yet and it's caused so much pain and suffering on our world. You know how the planet is said to be ending in the year 2012? That's bullsh*t. The world is actually going to end next Tuesday, when Modern Warfare 2 is released.

Goddammit, Infinity Ward.


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madfigs's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2009 23:02
madfigs
The Lost part made me laugh really hard.
Wheatspin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2009 23:08
Wheatspin
I wish my roomate was awake right now so i could laugh really hard. But now I can't. D X
Threaded's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2009 23:10
Threaded
Only 11 million on the first day? MW2 confirmed as SMALL TIME.
Jp4Real's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2009 23:12
Jp4Real
THESE GUY ARE FU****G GENIUS !! LOOOOOL
TOEmastro's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2009 23:18
TOEmastro
Honestly, I wasn't that blown away with MW to begin with. I won't be buying it for a long while. Either way, epic vid!
gamadaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2009 23:24
gamadaya
I wouldn't call MW2 causing Frankenstein to defeat vampires a bad thing. I would buy it if it guaranteed vampires would be wiped from existence.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2009 23:27
Monodi
Well, shit.
Jizl Tizl's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2009 23:30
Jizl Tizl
BuysellbuysellbullmarketbearmarketMODERNWARFARETWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
AfroWalrus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2009 23:33
AfroWalrus
Christmas was delayed?! But how will I ask for MW2 now?!?!
Michael Brown's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2009 23:40
Michael Brown
Ending nailed it. Just another war game with high production values.
Johnnyreb2565's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2009 23:42
Johnnyreb2565
Guess taking the Browns to the Superbowl myself finally paid off! Go turds!
TheBlackLotus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2009 23:47
TheBlackLotus
Go Browns....
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2009 23:48
GohanGVO
Keep it real, Mega64. Keep it real.

(Go Bears!)
beastrn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 00:04
beastrn
Another fuckin' war game
CaptainApocalypse's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 00:10
CaptainApocalypse
They mastered Modern Warfare 2.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 00:13
Samit Sarkar
THE MONSTER IS ANGRY POLLUTION
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 00:17
Aziel13
another fecking war game
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 00:40
Xzyliac
@gamdaya
Vampires or Stephenie Meyer? There's a HUGE difference my friend.

*sigh* I remember a simpler time when vampires were badass and few and far between.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 01:47
Jack Maverick
I really wish Derrick was a newscaster, I'd listen to him.
Solid Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 02:00
Solid Squirrel
In other news, Jack Bauer interrogates the Modern Warfare 2 crew for 23 hours, 50 minutes to find out just what the hell they were thinking.
The other 10 minutes is to demand they make a second 24 game.

He's a very persuasive man.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 03:47
Rainbowblack
I'd buy it day one for the MP alone, sadly my RRoD prevent me from doing so
could buy the PS3 version, but the only thing my PS3 is good for is exclusives
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 04:57
bhive01
My PS3 plays multiplatform games as well as the exclusives. I think you may have picked up the wrong model.
Spike941's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 06:41
Spike941
@Rainbowblack

How's 2006 treating you? Or are you just living in stupidland?
FishSquared's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 08:43
FishSquared
I love these guys so much.
Android8675's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 10:17
Android8675
Thanks Mega64 for reaffirming what I already knew, but couldn't bring myself to admit, it's just another fucking war FPS. Get over it you asshats!
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 11:25
BulletTrain
Frankensteins > Vampires any day of the week.

Also, Go browns!
andycadaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 11:58
andycadaver
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, LOSSSSSSST!!!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 13:15
Holyetheline
lol this was pretty funny
Archwright's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2009 13:52
Archwright
Yup, that right, tell it like it is! Finally a Mega64 I can get behind.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/09/2009 16:37
Im OK
It's hilarious (and also sad) because it's true.

"That just goes to show that Modern Warfare was nothing more than another fucking war game. Jesus Christ."

Oh how true it is.
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