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ww3pl's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 06:10
ww3pl
... what the hell are you doing here at 6:00?
Anyway, thanks - i just came back and i needed something like this.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 06:13
Los255
Mind = Blown

And all the games are nominated this year. But sorry, no RPG's, we like pussy a little too much

LMFAO
Tremulant's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 06:15
Tremulant
The slow-mo bits got me
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 08:46
Holyetheline
These guys are hilarious.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 08:48
covah
"sorry no RPGs, we like pussy a little too much"

hah. god these guys have too much fun. and they make money off this shit. son of a bitch, I want that job.
360COMIC's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 09:11
360COMIC
why do people think gamers don't get laid? THOSE dudes might not get laid. if my girlfriends home, i can't even turn on the 360 without wearing her out sexually. otherwise, she's wide awake, alert, and full of complaints. bang her to sleep, and then i have at least 3 hours of my time.
HoodedMiracle's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 09:24
HoodedMiracle
"Bring your girlfriend... HA! Like you GOT ONE!"

I laughed. Maybe too hard.
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 09:42
free touch
That commercial was pretty damn good.

Maybe a little to much Tim & Eric, but still pretty good.

B-B-BEAVER BOYZ
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 10:17
Shadowiii
@360Comic

You could have just said "I'm a virgin and everything I know about sex is from Youtube comments." and left it at that. "Bang her to sleep"? Really?

Video is freaking HILARIOUS. I want these guys' jobs.
fundando's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 10:34
fundando
lmao. Hilarious!
ragespot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 10:54
ragespot
gegegegegegeget a life!
TehPeanut's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 11:22
TehPeanut
360comic is probably a virgin.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2010 15:44
Syn
Giggity
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