Just when you think the Mega64 crew have nothing left to offer the world, they have a grand epiphany and alter the course of humanity for the better.
By studying countless box art from across the history of videogames, they've discovered a common trait in all of the most eye-catching covers. This knowledge will go far in helping struggling publishers dominate retail shelves. "Chin Down, Eye Up" is sure to be the next "DreamWorks Face" or "Orange / Blue Contrast"!
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