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Mega64 has gone way back and spoofed the classic Oregon Trail game. Watch as they ford the river, barter for goods and die of horrible diseases.

You know, I never really knew what dysentery was before this. I mean, I knew it was a deadly disease. I just didn't realize you sh*t yourself to death because of it. That sh*t is gross, man. 

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Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2009 20:05
Diverse
No death can compare to death by loneliness.
Naktu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2009 20:21
Naktu
Well I'm sure shitting yourself to death will involve you being quite lonely in your last hours.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2009 20:37
falinter
They didn't have 911 back then.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2009 21:07
bodybreak
They didn't have 911 back then. (2)
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2009 21:08
The-Excel
Did the music really sound like that?
Kamikaze Slowey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2009 21:20
Kamikaze Slowey
i like that at least someone got it at the end.
emuscles's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2009 21:24
emuscles
lol, that was awful.
Fadakar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2009 21:32
Fadakar
They didn't have 911 back then. (3)
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2009 21:50
Monodi
This game is really awesome if you update in narrative form constanly what happens in a forum using the names of certain selected members.

@The-Excel

yep, Oregon Trail was a classic in early Macs. You know, those that were in super-slim floppy disks.
Bango Skank's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2009 22:55
Bango Skank
They didn't have 911 back then. (4)
Paul Soth's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2009 23:13
Paul Soth
Let's Play Oregon Trail!*

*WARNING: Contains violence, drug use, infidelity, birth defects, typhoid, child mortality, and excessive dysentery.
kjohnson1585's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2009 23:28
kjohnson1585
That was gold.

Totally got a Trigger Happy TV vibe there.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 01:35
Chronic Logic
I have no regret killing every buffalo out of existence.
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 01:51
madninja
Stop tape.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 02:28
MechaMonkey
Whenever I'm with people and there's a giant puddle, I suggest caulking the wagon and floating it across.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 03:04
Dexter345
The best part was Pelts.
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 06:23
adultswim810
bacon? woo.
tigerfangred91's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 10:23
tigerfangred91
They didn't have 911 back then. (5)
SadCheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 14:50
SadCheese
They didn't have 911 back then. (6)
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 15:38
HiddenAHB
"I could also give you some sugar."
EPIC! Mega64 rulez!
seamonkey420's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2009 17:25
seamonkey420
awesome! damn you river, damn you!!

ah the memories; you kids these days and your cgi and near photo-realistic graphics!! get off my lawn! :P
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 10:19
PappaDukes
They didn't have 911 back then. (7)

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