Mega64 has gone way back and spoofed the classic Oregon Trail game. Watch as they ford the river, barter for goods and die of horrible diseases.
You know, I never really knew what dysentery was before this. I mean, I knew it was a deadly disease. I just didn't realize you sh*t yourself to death because of it. That sh*t is gross, man.
Check out the new Mega64 video after the break!
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8:00 PM on 07.03.2009
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@The-Excel
yep, Oregon Trail was a classic in early Macs. You know, those that were in super-slim floppy disks.
*WARNING: Contains violence, drug use, infidelity, birth defects, typhoid, child mortality, and excessive dysentery.
Totally got a Trigger Happy TV vibe there.
EPIC! Mega64 rulez!
ah the memories; you kids these days and your cgi and near photo-realistic graphics!! get off my lawn! :P
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