Ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you evidence of what happens when fanboyism is allowed to become something ... more. Sure, we all have our gaming vices, and I am sure we have sometimes gone above and beyond the call of duty in the name of our videogame loves. However ... commissioning a picture of Mega Man drawn in F*CKING MENSTRUAL FLUID is a bit too frigging far!
Yes, you read that right. The attached document is Mega Man drawn with dried up uterine juice. He's never looked happier about it either, from the looks of his plasmin-soaked face. What a dirty bastard.
Anyway, the worst part of all this is that the work was not created for just for the amusement of one woman with too much time on her hands and a paintbrush up her snatch -- this monstrosity was made to order. Yes, this woman used her c*nt claret to draw for somebody else. Her husband, to be more precise.
How do you even get around to asking that of you wife? "Baby, I love you, but I also love Mega Man. Can you squat over this piece of paper and push real hard?" I just don't know how the subject can be broached.
Anyway, while you squint at that picture, I'm off to ask if my girlfriend can draw Sonic with her own piss and pubes!
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9:04 AM on 12.02.2008
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Yeah, I know.
Just looks at what she is saying, mega man is my life blood a part of me.
god damn that is deep.
I await the fanboy banjo kazzoie fan art "drawn" in bird feathers covered in bird flu that are glued onto paper like a elbow macaroni collage based on the fan boy reactions on this site alone it will happen somewhere in the world.
Please who ever does it post it, I am serious I want to see it.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
Still its funny as disturbing.
You are a winrar. I lol'd
@the piece
Damn.
Damn.
What the hell man?!
They'd better legitimize this by getting it presented at somebody's gallery. Otherwise, they're just being weird. And creepy.
What the hell . . .
Also, I remember a story about an man who took a shit in a jar and filled it with some sort of liquid preservative and displayed it as art.
Artists tend to think outside of the box, way outside of the box. So, yeah, there isn't much that shocks or truly disgusts me anymore. This really isn't that bad.
This is just insane.
'Well dear, how was your day? Do anything interesting'
'Yes mom...I created a picture of a videogame character using the monthly discharge from my front bum and then showed it off on the internet...you?
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In fact, you could say that this is a period piece.
Seriously, that is just not needed
This picture is unholy.
If anything I think that would make it LESS legitimate as one of the most relevant pieces of outsider art I've heard of in years. Damn.
So much faceplam, so much win.
This is just messes up. Think she'll do samus for me?
Right in the middle of a muffin I was.
Not as bad as this, but still pretty fucked.
lol
*Holds back vomit*
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