Enter Mega Man fan millerjm2, who just wasn't having it. He created an NES-style package, 20-page instruction manual, and a suggested track list for creating your own soundtrack.
He's selling these kits now on the Nintendo Age forums for $40 if you want one, but they're extremely limited, so you should probably get on the waiting list now.
All characters should be redone in the style of Bubble Bobble for maximum cuteness
11:00 PM on 05.27.2014