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Continuing the sort-of-proud tradition of highlighting different fighters in the first Mortal Kombat experience for Nintendo Wii, a fresh new fighter of the week has been unleashed: Meat. Now, even though Meat sounds like the kind of guy you'd love to take home to momma, with an eyeball hanging out, you may want to get him fixed up first.

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rasput1n's Avatar
rasput1n at 04/24/2007 10:29
I cant get the video to load :(
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World Famous at 04/24/2007 10:30
Give it a second, it just now went through. Sorry.
rasput1n's Avatar
rasput1n at 04/24/2007 10:32
Cool, it is working now! Thanks!
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pandlcg at 04/24/2007 10:33
It's been loading for about ten minutes for me as well
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Snaileb at 04/24/2007 10:34
Meatspin?
pandlcg's Avatar
pandlcg at 04/24/2007 10:34
nevermind
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BahamutZero at 04/24/2007 10:35
they put too much effort into these videos. it's worrying. as for your last comment I think the answer is a resounding "meh."
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amalgamut00 at 04/24/2007 10:37
That's my meat
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yamabushi at 04/24/2007 10:54
Youre kidding right? thats the game? Tekken Tag Tournament looked better
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ghnvt at 04/24/2007 10:58
Wait...Mortal Kombat has a story...
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Snaileb at 04/24/2007 10:59
Fuck Meat. He should've stayed in thier testing files, along with the entire game..

After MK2, did we need anymore incarnations? Deciption was actually OK... but no more stupid fighting styles.
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Toneman at 04/24/2007 11:03
When we stop buying stupid games, they'll stop making them.
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dv8withn8 at 04/24/2007 11:12
I agree MK is pretty stale but at least it has a somewhat interesting story/mythology. It may be at the depth of an 80's action movie but the campiness of it all is pretty entertaining. And in what other game can you rip your buddies spine out after thoroughly kicking his ass?
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Justice at 04/24/2007 11:27
Jeez whats next
Vegetable?
The paralysed man who can't do anything but think?

This is already unbelievable now it's just worse. The probably look around their houses for inspiration.
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mandlebaum123 at 04/24/2007 11:53
I want to play it, but not buy it. MK is fun for about 15 minutes.
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Dexter345 at 04/24/2007 12:09
I don't really want this game, no. I've said it before: Mortal Kombat hasn't been fun since I was eight years old and all it took was gratuitous blood and violence to entertain me. It's still a plus, certainly (a la God of War), but Mortal Kombat just doesn't have enough going for it outside of that.
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Todd Umbarger at 04/24/2007 14:01
Does this guy have what it takes to join the Tournament? You know, a real set of Mea-

Sorry.

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bloodylip at 04/24/2007 14:02
Mortal Kombat definitely hasn't been worth my time since MK2.
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Cruds at 04/24/2007 14:29
Even MK2 was pretty bad.
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Fizzleyak-O at 04/24/2007 16:21
Wow, this looks like asscrap. Seriously Meat? What is this amateur hour?
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RJG at 04/24/2007 23:24
I know a friend who will definitely get this, but I, myself, cannot wait for the reboot. Hopefully they get some better fighting mechanics and stop focusing on the multiple fighting styles, because that just annoys me.

They should go back to focusing on semi mythological fighters, like the ice dude, the demon from hell, the lightening god, the all but invincible chinese fighting monk, the soul stealer, etc.
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mrsamuel at 04/25/2007 04:36
I think this exists purely for us to shake our heads at. This seems like something a 10 year-old would find hilarious.
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