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Meat Pack added to Techno Kitten Adventure for free


9:00 PM on 08.12.2011
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The always-fun Techno Kitten Adventure has been given a free content update on Xbox 360. There's a new meat-tastic level, as shown above, and a cat wrapped in delicious bacon. Why has no one thought of this before?

What's more, both this Xbox Live Indie Game version and the iOS edition have received Byarf Kitteh for the dream level. He's funky looking and is propelled by the force of his own rainbow vomit, a combination sure to charm players of all ages. Yes, this game is serious in its ridiculousness.

One time, my friend and colleague Conrad Zimmerman played Techno Kitten Adventure for a good hour on Xbox 360, switched over to the iPad version on our walk to and from lunch, and then proceeded to play for presumably the rest of the day at home. What I'm trying to say is, don't buy this game if you have sh*t that needs doing.

Meat Pack added to Techno Kitten Adventure for free photo
Meat Pack added to Techno Kitten Adventure for free photo
Meat Pack added to Techno Kitten Adventure for free photo
Meat Pack added to Techno Kitten Adventure for free photo







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