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McDeathSteak, er, Contra 4 site is live!  photo

The new Contra 4 site is full of testosterone and epicness. The bad ass Contra theme song plays the entire time you're at the site. Not only that, but everytime you click on a link to a different part of the site, a freaking explosion happens in the middle of the page.

The site offers up a lot of info on Contra 4. You can get a little history lesson with the previous titles and check out the weapons, characters, enemies and stages that will be in the game. There is also plenty of screenshots, wallpapers and concept art available. AND EXPLOSIONS! LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS!

I now regret not playing this game at E For All now after visiting the Contra 4 page. At least the game will be coming out next Tuesday so the wait isn't too horrible. 

[Thanks, Aerox!]








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Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:11
Cheeburga
Manly
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:12
tazarthayoot
Thick McRunhuge
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:12
tazarthayoot
Bulk Beefrock.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:13
tazarthayoot
Gunner O'Killjoy.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:13
tazarthayoot
Boom McBampoof.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:13
Snaileb
omg Tazar sighting.

Admiral Thunderbolt
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:14
tazarthayoot
Ace Multikill.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:14
tazarthayoot
Whenever theres the ability to spoof big tough guy names, I will be there.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:15
tazarthayoot
Pecs "Handsome" Beefytits.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:15
tazarthayoot
Bob Johnson...oh wait.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:15
F Whipple
Tank O'Girthstache
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:16
tazarthayoot
Stubble Loathsome, known as Tiny to his friends.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:17
tazarthayoot
TAZAR MCBADASS!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:18
tazarthayoot
Cheff Chelios...oh shit that one is taken too.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:21
tazarthayoot
Wham Superkick.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:22
tazarthayoot
Brick Babypuncher.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:23
tazarthayoot
Steak Chiseledchin.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:23
Rockvillian
Señor Flak Riflesplosion
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:24
Snaileb
Gunsy McFreedom
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:25
tazarthayoot
Eagle Rocketstein.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:26
Snaileb
Killosire Hedtrama
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:27
DJDuffy
spamming by tazar is spam.

also, Tazar saighting!!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:27
Snaileb
Ballsy Rectumcater
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:34
tazarthayoot
I don't spam, I enhance.

Catheter McRailingkill
Nefilim's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:36
Nefilim
Biff McPanzerballs.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:38
tazarthayoot
Testes Largeaplenty.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:41
Hamza CTZ Aziz
tazar: cut it out
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:41
Sharpless
Goddammit, Tazar. You spoiled my afternoon, which was going to be spent doing the exact same thing you did. MST3K FTW. Oh, hell, I'll just do it anyway.

Contra 4! Starring Bulk SlabRock and Ham ThunderCrunch!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:44
tazarthayoot
sorry ctz, someone had to do it.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:45
Snaileb
Kill joy..
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:45
A New Challenger
So many explosions.

Contra 4 even takes the old flamethrower design and makes it useful by speeding it up! The weapon descriptions on the site are great, by the way, especially for the machine gun.
lem's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:48
lem
Babypuncher was good though
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:51
007
Wow, Contra 4 is going to be so BA. if you don't buy this game you're either
A) not hardcore enough to handle a game of this kind of epic proportions or

B) have no hands (not really a legit excuse considering you could always play with your tongue.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:55
Aerox
Tongue? If you were really manly you'd just play with your massive dick.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 15:04
007
@ Aerox

Yeah, well, not all people are like are like you and I... hell, not all people are men.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 15:24
Darren Nakamura
If you had played it at E for All, you would have probably been thoroughly chewed up and spit out by the game. I couldn't get past the first level in the demo. Hell, I don't even know if I was close to the end of the first level.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 15:26
king3vbo
ZOMG TAZAR WHATS UP DOOOD LOL

This game reeks of all that is man
Shadowcast's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 15:36
Shadowcast
Fluffy McSunshine.... wait, I think I did it wrong.
trunxkam45's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:03
trunxkam45
Dick McLargeHuge
crila's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:06
crila
a website with that many explosions is just fucking AWESOME!!!

as for the game...i wish i had a ds.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:09
AngelsDontBurn
Lol we were laughing at this last night. The unnecessary explosion in the beginning is EVERYTHING!
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:44
brad drac
A friend of mine actually knows a pair of people called max czaska and lance steel. They're in a band together.
Mustin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 17:02
Mustin
Shit, gotta buy a DS this weekend...
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 21:04
NightDehumidifier
Any manlier and it'd be a Baconator resting on a chainsaw, on a pair of rifles, on a lawnmower, on a series of kegs, on the back of a high-end 4x4 truck, and all of that would be deep fried and covered in gravy.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/07/2007 03:04
Sharpless
I finally looked at the site, and it's the best thing ever. I love the explosions and, damn, if the enemies don't have the most hilarious names. Dirk McShooter? Ingrid Birdman?
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