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That's what I'm going to imagine when I rock my new Destructoid Kamikaze T-shirt, now available on SplitReason. Just short of sixteen bones buys you what I think is probably our best-looking shirt yet, and we have you to thank for its do-wanty goodness.
Our Commander General asked the Destructoid community for their input on our Tokyo Game Show 2008 shirt. He took that feedback and relayed it to the poor, under-aged sweatshop workers, whose stomachs grumble from the undercooked gruel they're forced to eat because of us. Pat yourself on the back, right next to that sweet-ass Destructoid logo on the back of this new shirt.
We're not done with you yet, though. We want to make more shirts, so we're looking for your ideas for new ones. Please post your ideas in the comments below.
[Update: Um, where are your comments? How are we going to know who give away the free t-shirts to if you don't comment? One hundred sounds like a good round number, doesn't it? So does two hundred. Maybe three?]
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Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site
Japanator. Likes Corgis, Sega Saturn, PSP, iPhone, Photographic tools.
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5:42 PM on 10.28.2008
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Now if only I had money...
<3
Just like the other 90% of the dtoid audience.
Oh wait, you're not offering them? GODDAMNIT... :(
As for other ideas? Mr Destructoid for president anyone?
I suck at photoshop, mostly because I never use it. But you get the basic idea, right?
My idea: Do a simple shirt with a chest pocket, and coming out of that pocket to say hi: Mr. Destructoid.
But change it with:
MY PENIS IS THIS LONG
Best shirt EVAH!
Time to take these dumb gaming magazines to the recycle center for some tshirt cash.
- Droobies' balls on a T-shirt.
- Remember the Foxtoid News page from this past April? Make a shirt based off that.
- Something based off the Soviet Union. There is a specific picture of Lenin speaking to a large crowd that would look great if you photoshopped the Dtoid Helmet over his head.
I have a few more. I'll think of them in a minute.
Srsly.
Mr. Destructoid destroying a city, laser beams from the eyes.
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/BlackSheep/my-dtoid-t-shirt-designs-83007.phtml
I did that miniature blog of shirts.
my shirts