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Maybe find traces of pubic hair in Crime Scene for the DS photo

I'd imagine that being a detective is a stressful, yet sometimes rewarding career. You head out to a crime scene, you find pubic hair on the toilet, you match it up with the creepy guy you found peeing in the bushes, and BAM! You solved a murder!
 
That's how it goes, right? Hell, I don't know. But maybe I'll learn a bit more when SouthPeak's Crime Scene, its Nintendo DS interactive touch-screen crime solving title, hits shelves this holiday. It was just announced today, and from what I can tell it involves a lot of blood stains and the use of tweezers. But no pubic hair, from what I'm seeing, so maybe I'm totally off base with this one.
 
These kind of tap-and-drag adventure-style games are pretty popular on the DS, so it's not surprising to hear that yet another one is making its way to the handheld. Anyone interested in this or have any good pubic hair stories?

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Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 12:31
Super Drybones
Judging by the position of the bodies the first guy(closest to the screen) was masturbating quietly as to not disturb his friend(the other body to the right of the screen). After a few seconds(or roughly three images) his friend decided to help(as seen by their close proximity) and proceeded to get him off. The stream struck the third scientist(to the left of the screen) in the eye causing them to fall on lethal chemicals resulting in death. The two men, shocked by this unforeseeable development proceeded to stab themselves so they would not get raped in prison by a large man named Jim Sterling.

Therefore the pubic hair is in the second man's hand. The sick fuck.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 12:33
Char Aznable
Any good pubic hair stories? Whew boy, have a seat. This will take a while.
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 12:42
Silverback 55
Well, I'm going to pull up a chair and wait for the good times to be shared.
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 12:51
Isay Isay
I had no idea they were merkin this game
TripleZer0's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 13:21
TripleZer0
Quick! Check for semen!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 14:33
BahamutZero
this game looks exactly like Killzone 2
jawshoeuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 15:23
jawshoeuh
@BahamutZero:

Hahahaha that was gold
Deathofthedead's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 23:56
Deathofthedead
So wait, is this Crime Scene: Scene of the Crime, or Crime Scene: Pheonix?
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