You're being paid to say that, aren't you?
You poor journalist.
*looks at Episode 1 3D ad*
No, wait...Nevermind.
zozmal: It does, but it doesn't matter how much is spend on the game. They're going to make it back, shit or not.





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May the Kinect Star Wars launch trailer be with you
The Kinect Star Wars launch is just around the corner, and as such, Microsoft is rollin' out the launch trailer! Get a glimpse of pod racing, Rancors, flashing lightsabers, and the many other fun ways you will be publicly humiliating yourself upon the game's April 3 debut. And by "you" I mean "I" because, having realized this is the closest to the Force I'm ever going to get, I'll be making this a day one purchase. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Man that looks horrible and that kid looks extra derpin, I hate kinect games so much. I think the only one that's actually a really good fit for the thing is Dance Central. Would have been pretty cool if the mom was 500 pounds fat for the scene near the end where she throws the dude, she should have eaten him. "... I'll be making this a day one purchase."
You're being paid to say that, aren't you? You poor journalist. Too bad microsoft refuses to acknowledge the brilliance waiting to be tapped in the kinect (ala steel battalion) and instead demands on focusing kinect as the controller, as opposed to the control supplement it actually is. This might be the lowest the franchise has ever gone.
*looks at Episode 1 3D ad* No, wait...Nevermind. Oh cheesy ad agency Microsoft often uses, you're so "family values".
zozmal: It does, but it doesn't matter how much is spend on the game. They're going to make it back, shit or not. Oh my God I can't belive how low the franchise have come, this is kind of disrespectful to the star wars saga. Despite the nerf bat lightsaber, SWtFU was a fun action game with some cool platforming, action, and force powers. The sequel is short, but it's still fun to play. I wish they had taken design cues from Jedi Knight and allowed us to kill waves of lots of stormtroopers instead of doing a handful with force and lightsaber resistant shields. 10:00 AM on 06.17.2013 Xbox One has 'single handedly alienated the military'Regular gamers have expressed quite a bit of upset at Xbox One's ridiculous DRM policies, but nowhere is the disdain more keenly felt -- nor more justified -- than that coming from America's armed services. Considering the tr...
2:35 PM on 06.11.2013 Project Spark has all the tools to be successfulOne of the more ambitious looking games that Microsoft had on display as part of its press conference and showcase event was Project Spark. Serving as an obvious attempt to capture the sect of the audience that loves Mi...
5:07 PM on 06.10.2013 Rocksmith All-New 2014 Edition oh f*ck offJerry Cantrell kicked off Ubisoft's E3 press conference to play a guitar and promote Rocksmith All-New 2014 Edition The Fastest Way To Play Guitar And Also There Is Some Kinect Stuff In It. Apparently it'll be good? Oh, I don't know.
12:30 PM on 06.10.2013 Project Spark shows off multiplayer world buildingProject Spark is bringing a huge open universe of creativity to Xbox One players. With the Kinect enabled voice controls, along with terraforming made easier with the use of SmartGlass, Project Spark is looking to make a big splash with its user-generated content. No word yet as to a release date, but those worlds sure look pretty!
11:23 AM on 06.10.2013 Rare announces Kinect Sports Rivals for Xbox OneRare executive producer Danny Isaac announced on Spike TV that more Kinect Sports is on the way. But before you get up in arms thinking this was the studio's big E3 2013 reveal, that's happening later today during the Microso...
8:00 AM on 06.07.2013 Xbox One kills game ownership, here's what Xbox fans sayMicrosoft finally clarified much of its policy on used games and online restrictions with the Xbox One, and the news is grim for those who actually believe in consumer rights. With its new system, Microsoft will take the fina...
7:00 AM on 06.05.2013 Doodle Jump Kinect will launch in the summer for $5It appears as if the two year long wait (ha!) for Doodle Jump for the Kinect is over, as it is launching this summer on the Xbox Live Arcade for $5 (400 MSP). Evidently, Smoking Gun Interactive will handle this version, as "t...
9:30 PM on 06.04.2013 Fantasia Kinect, South Park Farts & More GhostsHey gang! Here we are again with another Destructoid Show. Big news today is Disney's Fantasia: Music Evolved, coming by way of Harmonix. The trailer looks dumb, but I thought the game was pretty cool when I played...
8:00 AM on 06.04.2013 Harmonix's next project is Disney Fantasia: Music EvolvedFantasia is easily one of the most revered films in the Disney library. It may not have to same layman recognition as Snow White or The Lion King, but that's exactly where so much of its brilliance comes from. It dared to ve...
10:15 AM on 05.28.2013 Dance Central 3: Entire add-on catalog on sale nowHarmonix has put their entire Dance Central 3 add-on catalog on sale, starting today and running through June 3. More than 80 routines are priced at 160 MSP -- 50 percent off the original price. You can finally get that One D...
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| 6:30 PM on 05.07.2012 Kinect Star Wars demo available now |

Well this is just providence. I don't know about you but I was just itchin' to demo a game that is barely playable in the first place. I can't think of a better way to spend my afternoon. Except perhaps running over my own fa...more
| 4:00 PM on 04.23.2012 A soundtrack with force: Kinect Star Wars |

We now know that Kinect Star Wars was not the hardcore Kinect experience that it was originally touted to be. As a collection of Kinect mini-games best suited for younger players, I figured the game's music would take a simil...more
| 5:00 PM on 04.05.2012 Review: Kinect Star Wars |

Following a few ramshackle E3 presentations, expectations for Kinect Star Wars were tempered at best. After footage of the game's Galactic Dance Off mode, featuring a dancing Han Solo at the carbonite pit, hit YouTube, these ...more
| 3:00 PM on 02.07.2012 Kinect Star Wars priced and dated, adds space battles |

Just in time to make people reconsider watching Jar Jar in horrifying 3D, Kinect Star Wars has finally been given an April 3, 2012 release date and a $49.99 price tag. The delicious limited edition console bundle will go on s...more
| 1:45 PM on 08.24.2011 Kinect Star Wars gets Force pushed into 2012 |

One of Microsoft's premiere Kinect-exclusive titles, Kinect Star Wars, won't be making a holiday release as originally planned.Microsoft told Official Xbox Magazine UK today that it has made the decision to push the game into...more
| 9:40 AM on 08.19.2011 Lightsaber for Star Wars Kinect spotted at online stores |

In Germany two different online stores list a Kinect Lightsaber peripheral for Kinect Star Wars. What happened to "You Are The Controller" there, Microsoft? What about your controller-free future? Before we get to far it shou...more
| 3:15 PM on 08.16.2011 Oh good, some Star Wars Kinect screenshots |

If you woke up this morning, praying to Lord God Almighty that there would be some new Star Wars Kinect screenshots on the Internet this morning, then your God is just and he has a plan for us all. Here are some screenshots.&...more
| 4:45 PM on 07.21.2011 Kinect Star Wars gives us podracing & an amazing console |

[Update: Major Nelson has posted that the console also makes R2-D2 sounds when you turn it on or open the tray. It also has "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope" inscribed on the disc tray for the first time (Th...more
| 5:42 PM on 06.08.2011 E3: Slashing and dashing with Kinect Star Wars |

The short story is that Kinect Star Wars is exactly what you're expecting. You'll wave your arm to swing your lightsaber, extend your palm to use the Force, and jump up and down and lean forward looking like an idiot to progr...more
| 7:00 PM on 05.30.2013 Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic available on iPad |
Knights of the Old Republic, Bioware's cherished Star Wars title, has just been released for the iPad. The much loved title is 10 years old which seems good enough reason to receive an iOS release. IGN have managed to get the...more
| 6:00 PM on 05.15.2013 Star Wars: The Old Republic customization update now live |
BioWare has rolled out "Game Update 2.1: Customization" for Star Wars: The Old Republic. As previously demonstrated, this update introduces the Cathar as a playable race up for purchase at the Cartel Market as well as an Appe...more
| 10:30 PM on 05.13.2013 First five minutes of Star Wars recreated in Minecraft |
An ambitious fan of Minecraft and Star Wars has decided to mash together his two favorite things and recreate the first five minutes of the movie with blocks. He's hoping to recreate the entire film this way, but I'm guessing it will be awhile before he finishes it. Live long and prosper!more


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