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Maxim's hottest videogame babes of 2008 misses a few babes photo

Maxim has compiled a list of the sexiest videogame babes from games released in 2008 and I don’t agree with some of their babe choices. I’m not saying the list isn’t good in any way; it’s just my list of sexiest babes of 2008 would be completely different.

I’m really glad to see that Zoey from Left 4 Dead at least made the list. I have a very special place in my heart for Zoey. Other babes that I’m glad that made the list include Chun-Li, Elika, Lara Croft, and Trish from Devil May Cry 4.

As far as the other selections go, I would have picked MGS 4's Crying Wolf over Naomi Hunter solely for the fact that she’s already on all fours and Faith from Mirror's Edge over Celeste as Faith is way hotter without a doubt. The biggest crime on this list, though, is the fact that Natasha Volkova and Jenny McCarthy both made it OVER Gemma Atkinson (pictured above) from Command & Conquer 3. No ways are Natasha, and batsh*t crazy Jenny hotter than Gemma Atkinson.

OK, it’s decided. CTZ is making his very own end of year game babe list for 2009. CTZ is also referring to himself in the third person now. Deal with it. 

[Via Capcom-Unity]








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Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 11:07
Char Aznable
How about the walking pair of boobs from Ninja Gaiden II?

That header pic...wowzers.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 11:11
Crunshii
!@$%#!@#!@$%



......
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 11:37
Brian Szabelski
*looks at header image*

Wow. I need a new pair of boxers.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 11:38
s0lesurviv0r
WTF at backstabbing Kendra Daniels on the list!!! I nominate Litchi Faye-Ling from BlazBlue

Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 11:39
Corak
Gemma is definatly unbelieveable in her hotness.
VisMortua's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 11:42
VisMortua
Anyone else notice they say 17...? And there's only 16? Also, no, that list sucks.
Wack's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 11:56
Wack
My... god.... article chick.... BOOOOBS!
grasslunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 12:00
grasslunatic
drool
Wack's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 12:00
Wack
Wait, who do those boobs belong to?
VisMortua's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 12:01
VisMortua
@Zac Bentz

Yum.. and more, yum.. and well, yum again. (Right click------steal.)
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 12:14
Joe Burling
No Alyx Vance?

FAIL
teknohed's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 12:24
teknohed
Gemma ("Squishy") Atkinson hotter than Natasha Volkova (aka Gina "Spray on Tan" Carano) ? True!

Gemma, Jenny, or Jenny hotter than Dasha Fedorovich (aka Ivana Milicevic) FALSE!



The only justification for Hamza's opinons is that he is a "b00b man"... because Gemma, as you can see from Hamza's posted image has big ol' Momma Cow udders.
teknohed's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 12:25
teknohed
Gemma ("Squishy") Atkinson hotter than Natasha Volkova (aka Gina "Spray on Tan" Carano) ? True!

Gemma, Jenny, or Jenny hotter than Dasha Fedorovich (aka Ivana Milicevic) FALSE!



The only justification for Hamza's opinons is that he is a "b00b man"... because Gemma, as you can see from Hamza's posted image has big ol' Momma Cow udders.
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 12:41
CALkulon
Evidently none of you have seen the clip from "I'm A Celebrity..." where she proved she has less brains the average racoon.

Still, boobs!
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 12:43
Clance
Been on Gemma Atkinson since her Hollyoaks days. Very tasty.
Ha-Puken's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 13:01
Ha-Puken
Weird! Most of the time on Dtoid the only boners to be found are that of the nerd variety. I've got a regular one.
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 13:08
whormongr
chun li really didn't deserve to make the list this year with her package and man hands, but I think juno eclipse shoulda been there
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 13:13
Sharpless
Normally, I'd be critical of throwing boobs around the front page, but it's Gemma Atkinson. Gemma Atkinson is fucking awesome. That's not a bad list. I definitely agree with them about Celeste. Much more attractive than Faith.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 13:42
Holyetheline
fk yeah!
masterninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 13:54
masterninja
No sackgirls?

Joke haha an ok list but could have been improved alot though....
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 14:17
akathatoneguy
The list was meh-kay. If you're going to include video game versions of real chicks, I'd take just about any of the WWE "divas" over Maria Sharapova. Sorry, L4D fans, Zoey is not hot. Oh, she's cute and all, but not deserving of such admiration. Faith is better than Celeste, who looks kind of like a post-op in that picture. Elle Holloway from Silent Hill? Come on!

Where's the Lost Odyssey love? How about some Ming Numara or at least some Seth Balmore? And yeah, no Gemma is a travesty, though y'all need to stop hating on Gina Carano.
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 14:24
welkstar
bewbs.
Amaru's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 14:31
Amaru
those boobs cannot be real
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 14:33
akathatoneguy
@ Amaru-

I don't understand. If you can see them, and you can touch them, they are real.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 14:44
MaxVest
I used to like fake boobs when I was a teenager, but now I find them indescribably loathsome. Like two... bags of sand.
Slique's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 18:05
Slique
Laughing Octopus was easily the hottest video game female of the year. Well, her or Ming from Lost Odyssey. Dayum.
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 19:09
Endstiem
Whoever is asking to know who the chick in the header picture is...

Honestly, it's not that difficult to read the article + matlock/google.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 20:52
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Endstiem: Thank you for knowing how to read.

MotoRobo: I'm the hairiest girl evar.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 21:06
s0lesurviv0r
Holy crap I had a girl in my checkout lane that looked almost like Ms Atkinson there, the funny thing is there were like 3 guys behind here all gawking.
Jizl Tizl's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 22:22
Jizl Tizl
I totally agree. Jenny and Natasha are hot, but Gemma smokes them BOTH!

Good call Maxim on Cassandra. I enjoyed SC4 as a fighting game, but something about the women's faces (especially Taki) just seemed really wrong. But Cassandra remained sexy.

I probably would have picked Sonia or Ayane from Ninja Gaiden 2 over Maria from Top Spin 3 though.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2008 05:10
Sharpless
@AMARU
Nope, those 34Fs are not part of the natural order of things. Confirmed fakey.
lucska86's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 05:12
lucska86
i could sleep between those two i meant for the pillow and the boobs too :)..
Timstuff's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 14:13
Timstuff
WTF is up with the girl in the article picture? She looks like a freaking cartoon! Someone WAY overshot when they picked their implant size.
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