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Maxim's 'girls of Dragon Age' gallery is faptastic photo

If boobs are involved, you can always count on Maxim to have the exclusive. As we gear up for BioWare's awesome looking RPG Dragon Age: Origins, the filthy apes have invited us to look at the women behind the game's plethora of sexy female characters. Allegedly, these are the real models used for the characters, although considering one of them is called "Alleykatz," I remain somewhat skeptical.

Still, as stupid as her name is, I wouldn't mind sticking a cat up her alley, if you know what I mean (I mean sexual intercourse in her vagina). Seriously, if BioWare wants to send me Alleykatz instead of the game to review, I will gladly accept the trade. I've got some real motion she can capture, if you catch my drift (again this means sex). 

Dragon Age: Origins hits on November 3. Check out our preview here. It really is a very good game.


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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:04
MrSadistic
brb fondling penis
sitter san's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:04
sitter san
Hahaha, not a Sunday, and that is awefully racy :P
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:07
KrazyKraut
oh baby, its ALLEYKATZE....meow!!
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:08
bodybreak
microdermals are sooooo hawt.
sicPOS's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:09
sicPOS
I came
Midgetsnowman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:10
Midgetsnowman
I love how all the comments on Maxim's site are slamming the author of the original article for implying nerds are uncool and never read maxim and only does maxim's readership care about Dragon Age because of tits.
arbsnotdead's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:11
arbsnotdead
wow...my faith on magazine porn is back...
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:12
wanderingpixel
NESgamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:14
NESgamer
Jim always make me laugh!
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:17
Gyrael
I'd invite HER to look.
Oncomouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:18
Oncomouse
With your luck, Jim, they'd send you a debug copy of Alleykatz.
tvirusgetz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:18
tvirusgetz
i went elsewhere for bare boobage of the alleykatez gal :P
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:19
Kraid
I fapped , and came at THE SAME TIEM SON!
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:22
ace of knaves
I'll dragon her...age with the origin of my...penis...sex.






Yeah.
suit's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:23
suit
Dude, screw the girls.

"Dragon Age: Origins hits on November 13."? Has it been delayed again? I thought it's heading for Nov 3rd.

Don't do this to me. Jesus, Jim. Jesus Christ.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:25
bluemeep
Hatchi matchi!

@suit: The official site still reads the 3rd.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:29
Elsa
Wow.. glad you specified all that sexual innuendo... I would never have clued in otherwise!
Ben Scott's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:41
Ben Scott
Once again, some bizarre marketing for this game.
Berkowitz1337's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:53
Berkowitz1337
I'm starting to think if boobs are involved, you can always count on Jim Sterling to have the exclusive.
Rintendo64's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 19:05
Rintendo64
Wait a minute, did you say you that can have sex IN a vagina? Why hasn't anyone told me this before???
Count Grishnack's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 19:14
Count Grishnack
She has red hair and she has red hair! Character model confirmed.
BiroBiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 19:20
BiroBiro
rotfl at the comments!
Gestault's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 19:29
Gestault
She doesn't strike me as "law school" material. I hate to assume the worst about industry models, but if she really is who the character was modeled after, I would bet $15 that she slept with one of the producers on the game.

Also Jim? I can't follow your subtlty. You're hinting at something and I can't quite make it out. Please be more deliberate with your message moving forward.
Gestault's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 19:39
Gestault
I READ A CRITIC REFERENCE! WHAT THE HELL? BLUUUUEMEEEEP!! *shakes fist*
dj-anon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 19:42
dj-anon
http://www.modelmayhem.com/pics.php?id=1002969
Lil Jorsche's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 19:45
Lil Jorsche
@ace of knaves: But, would you bio her ware? Guess its came allover...er... game over for both of us...

Well, immature and nonsensical puns aside, I can't wait to play Dragon Age.
GEKKO-Fox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 19:52
GEKKO-Fox
Be sure to update the firewall and virus stomper for your USB stick. Don't wanna get your partition corrupted (That means use condoms and, if cool, get her checked out for crabs).
Lil Jorsche's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 19:58
Lil Jorsche
@GEKKO-Fox: Don't own a USB stick, will 3.5 inch floppies work...
matrixdude171's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 20:15
matrixdude171
Lol, brb, finding a cat
waronmars's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 20:24
waronmars
Is it just me or does the 3d model in number 8 have a teeny tiny little head?
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 21:27
ArrestedDeveloper
@waronmars
Maybe but she gives me a big head (I mean extra blood flow to my penis head).
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 21:34
Im OK
Man they're going above and beyond on the marketing for this game.
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 21:59
Jon B
I'd Dragon Age in her Origins if you know what I mean.

No, that didn't sound right.
ninjalegend's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 22:02
ninjalegend
I wonder if after doing Dragon Age, Alleykatz would help me battle the cyclops.
jean2317's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 22:09
jean2317
Faptastic is and always will be my favorite word, then comes gonnasyphaherpalis!
Sonvar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 23:04
Sonvar
To quote The Todd
"You know doctor, I'm getting a little tired of your sexual innuendo.
Todd: In your endo. "
Benson's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2009 02:37
Benson
I DON'T GET THE INNUENDO!!!
CaptainBus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2009 03:00
CaptainBus
She'd make me cast magic missile, if you know what I mean.
I mean ejaculate semen from my penis.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2009 07:21
lewness
How do you put a cat up her alley? Do you also have a pussy?
Ace Flibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2009 10:14
Ace Flibble
I'm guessing she's not the sort you take home at the weekend to meet your mother.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2009 11:20
Char Aznable
Not only is Jim Sterling the King of Video Games, folks, but he's also the King of Subtlety.
jamBOT's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2009 14:32
jamBOT
Hey, that chick has boobs and crazy red hair. What's up wit that?
Bobbe Lee's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 07:17
Bobbe Lee
Wow, she is MAJOR hot! I like it!

RT
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socialnorms's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/23/2009 12:48
socialnorms
For Mr. "I demand sex in videogames," this is pretty tame. And seriously, Maxim?
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 10:44
fetusmilk
http://www.modelmayhem.com/1002969

alleykatzes model profile
momomo66's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 10:50
momomo66
Ugh... I hate shit like this. They're not even in proper costume!!! It's just a bunch of typically hot models standing around trying to sell Maxim - which is a horribly boring magazine - to every horny video game player out there. Playboy pulled this shit, too and it's another awfully boring magazine. Dumb.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 10:53
fetusmilk
yeah i dont think these models had anything to do with the game. they just found girls that sorta look like the games characters.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 11:01
fetusmilk
this one is for the ladies(and some men). ha found on same site.
its star wars related. but also kinda ummm, well i didnt want to post it as an img link ill put it that way. no nudity. but...
http://modelmayhm-1.vo.llnwd.net/d1/photos/090529/17/4a207c4ae1522.jpg
hornetjockey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 10:22
hornetjockey
Why did I not see this before coming in to work? No clickies for me, yet.
KidKobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2009 16:42
KidKobun
Ummm you are aware that kids read this site, right?
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