If boobs are involved, you can always count on Maxim to have the exclusive. As we gear up for BioWare's awesome looking RPG Dragon Age: Origins, the filthy apes have invited us to look at the women behind the game's plethora of sexy female characters. Allegedly, these are the real models used for the characters, although considering one of them is called "Alleykatz," I remain somewhat skeptical.
Still, as stupid as her name is, I wouldn't mind sticking a cat up her alley, if you know what I mean (I mean sexual intercourse in her vagina). Seriously, if BioWare wants to send me Alleykatz instead of the game to review, I will gladly accept the trade. I've got some real motion she can capture, if you catch my drift (again this means sex).
Dragon Age: Origins hits on November 3. Check out our preview here. It really is a very good game.
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6:00 PM on 10.21.2009
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Yeah.
"Dragon Age: Origins hits on November 13."? Has it been delayed again? I thought it's heading for Nov 3rd.
Don't do this to me. Jesus, Jim. Jesus Christ.
@suit: The official site still reads the 3rd.
Also Jim? I can't follow your subtlty. You're hinting at something and I can't quite make it out. Please be more deliberate with your message moving forward.
Well, immature and nonsensical puns aside, I can't wait to play Dragon Age.
Maybe but she gives me a big head (I mean extra blood flow to my penis head).
No, that didn't sound right.
"You know doctor, I'm getting a little tired of your sexual innuendo.
Todd: In your endo. "
I mean ejaculate semen from my penis.
RT
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alleykatzes model profile
its star wars related. but also kinda ummm, well i didnt want to post it as an img link ill put it that way. no nudity. but...
http://modelmayhm-1.vo.llnwd.net/d1/photos/090529/17/4a207c4ae1522.jpg