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Maxim's 'girls of Dragon Age' gallery is faptastic


6:00 PM on 10.21.2009
Maxim's 'girls of Dragon Age' gallery is faptastic photo



If boobs are involved, you can always count on Maxim to have the exclusive. As we gear up for BioWare's awesome looking RPG Dragon Age: Origins, the filthy apes have invited us to look at the women behind the game's plethora of sexy female characters. Allegedly, these are the real models used for the characters, although considering one of them is called "Alleykatz," I remain somewhat skeptical.

Still, as stupid as her name is, I wouldn't mind sticking a cat up her alley, if you know what I mean (I mean sexual intercourse in her vagina). Seriously, if BioWare wants to send me Alleykatz instead of the game to review, I will gladly accept the trade. I've got some real motion she can capture, if you catch my drift (again this means sex). 

Dragon Age: Origins hits on November 3. Check out our preview here. It really is a very good game.






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