If boobs are involved, you can always count on Maxim to have the exclusive. As we gear up for BioWare's awesome looking RPG Dragon Age: Origins, the filthy apes have invited us to look at the women behind the game's plethora of sexy female characters. Allegedly, these are the real models used for the characters, although considering one of them is called "Alleykatz," I remain somewhat skeptical.

Still, as stupid as her name is, I wouldn't mind sticking a cat up her alley, if you know what I mean (I mean sexual intercourse in her vagina). Seriously, if BioWare wants to send me Alleykatz instead of the game to review, I will gladly accept the trade. I've got some real motion she can capture, if you catch my drift (again this means sex). 

Dragon Age: Origins hits on November 3. Check out our preview here. It really is a very good game.

Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)

MrSadistic

brb fondling penis

sitter san

Hahaha, not a Sunday, and that is awefully racy :P

KrazyKraut

oh baby, its ALLEYKATZE....meow!!

bodybreak

microdermals are sooooo hawt.

BitAgent

I came

Midgetsnowman

I love how all the comments on Maxim's site are slamming the author of the original article for implying nerds are uncool and never read maxim and only does maxim's readership care about Dragon Age because of tits.

arbsnotdead

wow...my faith on magazine porn is back...

wanderingpixel

NESgamer

Jim always make me laugh!

Gyrael

I'd invite HER to look.

Oncomouse

With your luck, Jim, they'd send you a debug copy of Alleykatz.

tvirusgetz

i went elsewhere for bare boobage of the alleykatez gal :P

Kraid

I fapped , and came at THE SAME TIEM SON!

ace of knaves

I'll dragon her...age with the origin of my...penis...sex.






Yeah.

suit

Dude, screw the girls.

"Dragon Age: Origins hits on November 13."? Has it been delayed again? I thought it's heading for Nov 3rd.

Don't do this to me. Jesus, Jim. Jesus Christ.

bluemeep

Hatchi matchi!

@suit: The official site still reads the 3rd.

Elsa

Wow.. glad you specified all that sexual innuendo... I would never have clued in otherwise!

Ben Scott

Once again, some bizarre marketing for this game.

Berkowitz1337

I'm starting to think if boobs are involved, you can always count on Jim Sterling to have the exclusive.

Rintendo64

Wait a minute, did you say you that can have sex IN a vagina? Why hasn't anyone told me this before???

Count Grishnack

She has red hair and she has red hair! Character model confirmed.

BiroBiro

rotfl at the comments!

Gestault

She doesn't strike me as "law school" material. I hate to assume the worst about industry models, but if she really is who the character was modeled after, I would bet $15 that she slept with one of the producers on the game.

Also Jim? I can't follow your subtlty. You're hinting at something and I can't quite make it out. Please be more deliberate with your message moving forward.

Gestault

I READ A CRITIC REFERENCE! WHAT THE HELL? BLUUUUEMEEEEP!! *shakes fist*

dj-anon

http://www.modelmayhem.com/pics.php?id=1002969

Lil Jorsche

@ace of knaves: But, would you bio her ware? Guess its came allover...er... game over for both of us...

Well, immature and nonsensical puns aside, I can't wait to play Dragon Age.

GEKKO-Fox

Be sure to update the firewall and virus stomper for your USB stick. Don't wanna get your partition corrupted (That means use condoms and, if cool, get her checked out for crabs).

Lil Jorsche

@GEKKO-Fox: Don't own a USB stick, will 3.5 inch floppies work...

matrixdude171

Lol, brb, finding a cat

waronmars

Is it just me or does the 3d model in number 8 have a teeny tiny little head?

ArrestedDeveloper

@waronmars
Maybe but she gives me a big head (I mean extra blood flow to my penis head).

Jon B

I'd Dragon Age in her Origins if you know what I mean.

No, that didn't sound right.

ninjalegend

I wonder if after doing Dragon Age, Alleykatz would help me battle the cyclops.

jean2317

Faptastic is and always will be my favorite word, then comes gonnasyphaherpalis!

Sonvar

To quote The Todd
"You know doctor, I'm getting a little tired of your sexual innuendo.
Todd: In your endo. "

Benson

I DON'T GET THE INNUENDO!!!

Sean Daisy

She'd make me cast magic missile, if you know what I mean.
I mean ejaculate semen from my penis.

lewness

How do you put a cat up her alley? Do you also have a pussy?

AceFlibble

I'm guessing she's not the sort you take home at the weekend to meet your mother.

Char Aznable

Not only is Jim Sterling the King of Video Games, folks, but he's also the King of Subtlety.

FunkzillaBOT

Hey, that chick has boobs and crazy red hair. What's up wit that?

Bobbe Lee

Wow, she is MAJOR hot! I like it!

RT
www.anonymous.ua.tc

socialnorms

For Mr. "I demand sex in videogames," this is pretty tame. And seriously, Maxim?

fetusmilk

http://www.modelmayhem.com/1002969

alleykatzes model profile

momomo66

Ugh... I hate shit like this. They're not even in proper costume!!! It's just a bunch of typically hot models standing around trying to sell Maxim - which is a horribly boring magazine - to every horny video game player out there. Playboy pulled this shit, too and it's another awfully boring magazine. Dumb.

fetusmilk

yeah i dont think these models had anything to do with the game. they just found girls that sorta look like the games characters.

fetusmilk

this one is for the ladies(and some men). ha found on same site.
its star wars related. but also kinda ummm, well i didnt want to post it as an img link ill put it that way. no nudity. but...
http://modelmayhm-1.vo.llnwd.net/d1/photos/090529/17/4a207c4ae1522.jpg

hornetjockey

Why did I not see this before coming in to work? No clickies for me, yet.

KidKobun

Ummm you are aware that kids read this site, right?

wardprod

Like 8 years old, or what kids? She is hot indeed ^^