Chubby Max Payne may have forgotten how to use a washer and apparently the value of a cardiovascular exercise, but he hasn’t forgotten how to shoot things in slow motion. At least, that’s what this Max Payne 3 teaser trailer tells me.

We’re not entirely sure if this is an official trailer or not. In addition to that, it appears to be ancient by Internet standards. Following the logo at the conclusion of the trailer, the words “Coming Winter 2009” pop into focus from the inky blackness. This is bad information -- the game was delayed into 2010 with a host of other Take-Two published titles earlier this year, leading us to believe this video hit the 'net without approval.

Regardless of the release timing of this trailer, we do like us some Max Payne and definitely down with slow motion bullets. A solid tease, we believe. What do you guys think of it?