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Max Payne 3

Max Payne ruminates in Max Payne 3 launch trailer

2:30 PM on 05.10.2012 // Conrad Zimmerman
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Max Payne 3 releases next week, so it's only fitting that Rockstar would deliver a cinematic treat to remind everyone of this fact. Behold this trailer, in which a brooding Max Payne (as if there were any other kind) reflects on the twists and turns his life has taken and why he's not like anyone else.

Damn straight, he isn't.



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