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Max Payne needs some fashion advice
Looking at these new Max Payne 3 screens has made me realize how badly Max Payne needs a stylist. Sure, he pulls it off with the grey suit, but then he goes and has some sort of midlife crisis causing him to shave his head and wear a tank top. A tank top, people! Don't even get me started on his horrible taste in ties. This has been a moment in Hamza Aziz's fashion ridicule corner. You're welcome. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Is part of the character most probably. He just doesnt care to follow a particular trend. Look at Di caprio in shutter island. A fugly green tie, and the character pulls it off, and once you reach the end of the movie, you don't criticize its clothing, because you understand why they (director et al) put it in those clothes to begin with. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Bitches love tank tops. I know that, bodybreak knows that, Payne knows that. Seems like Hamza is the only who doesn't know. I think the word you are looking for is "wife beater". Those whiny sluts he's always saving are the ones in the tank tops. have you not seen the pictures of him in a hawaiin shirt? thats as fashionable as any video game character can get. im just hoping rockstar allows you to wear it through the entire game. given how bad he looks in those suits, I'm kinda diggin the Bruce Willis style wife beater T look in the later pics. 3:37 PM on 06.19.2013 Microsoft to drop Xbox One DRM, region locking[Update: It's true. Microsoft has reversed its policies. There's only a one-time system setup that requires an Internet connection -- no daily check-ins. Discs work like they have in the past -- they'll need to be in your con...
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| 4:45 PM on 02.14.2013 Greenmangaming offers dirt cheap Max Payne 3 |

Max Payne has hit rock bottom. Now, so has the price for his latest game! Greenmangaming is offering a 48 hour sale on the PC version of Max Payne 3 which ought to turn a few heads. Using a coupon code (GMG20-P4DLK-...more
| 6:00 PM on 01.31.2013 Impressions: Max Payne 3's Deathmatch Made in Heaven DLC |

Rockstar has released the newest -- and last -- downloadable content pack for Max Payne 3, Deathmatch Made in Heaven. The DLC contains a new co-op mode, weapons, items, three additional multiplayer modes, and a single-pl...more
| 8:00 PM on 01.21.2013 Max Payne 3's 'Deathmatch Made in Heaven' out tomorrow |

Deathmatch Made in Heaven, Max Payne 3's final piece of downloadable content, will launch tomorrow in North America -- marking the fulfillment of the DLC schedule that Rockstar laid out several months ago. As w...more
| 3:00 AM on 01.11.2013 Health details how they made the Max Payne 3 soundtrack |

The Creators Project sat down with band Health to talk about how they made the woderful score to Max Payne 3. The band details what they did to create the score, including watching early video captures Rockstar would send th...more
| 1:00 PM on 11.27.2012 Max Payne 3 patch addresses multiplayer issues |

Fresh off the announcement of the Painful Memories DLC, Rockstar has just pushed a patch that will fix a number of multiplayer issues with the game; most notably the fact that some people would get stuck in cover, or turn inv...more
| 3:30 PM on 11.26.2012 Max Payne 3 'Painful Memories' DLC out December 4 |

Rockstar has announced the release date of the next batch of content for Max Payne 3, a new multiplayer pack called, Painful Memories. Included in the pack are four multiplayer maps, "Marty's Bar," "Canal De Panamá," "...more
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| 9:00 PM on 08.05.2012 Live-action Max Payne short goes slow-mo underwater |

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| 9:30 PM on 07.05.2012 Rockstar wants your face for Max Payne again |

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