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Max Payne needs some fashion advice photo

Looking at these new Max Payne 3 screens has made me realize how badly Max Payne needs a stylist. Sure, he pulls it off with the grey suit, but then he goes and has some sort of midlife crisis causing him to shave his head and wear a tank top. A tank top, people! Don't even get me started on his horrible taste in ties.

This has been a moment in Hamza Aziz's fashion ridicule corner. You're welcome.

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Kurt Harley's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 21:47
Kurt Harley
Video game blog commenting on fashion....
Humpty Dance's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 21:54
Humpty Dance
@Kurt...Word
PhilK3nS3bb3n's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 22:05
PhilK3nS3bb3n
Whiners. It is game related. Also you obviously care enough to look and comment.
Psynek's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 22:07
Psynek
Is part of the character most probably. He just doesnt care to follow a particular trend. Look at Di caprio in shutter island. A fugly green tie, and the character pulls it off, and once you reach the end of the movie, you don't criticize its clothing, because you understand why they (director et al) put it in those clothes to begin with.
Uther's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 22:36
Uther
How about a leopard vest?
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2012 23:42
vexed alex
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2012 00:50
Mr Andy Dixon
I'd still fuck him.
CUDpwns's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2012 01:41
CUDpwns
Oh Hamza you so fruity.
Pajolero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2012 02:52
Pajolero
This is as noir as a Max Payne game gets. Cannot wait.
Malfegor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2012 03:20
Malfegor
I want more of Hamza ridiculing the fashion sense of video game characters.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2012 04:02
bodybreak
Nigga should've worn a v-neck. V-neck's score bitches.
Chongomaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2012 06:11
Chongomaster
Bitches love tank tops. I know that, bodybreak knows that, Payne knows that. Seems like Hamza is the only who doesn't know.
Cynical Gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2012 06:35
Cynical Gamer
Max needs some hair LOL! Seriously, the bald space marine look has gotten out of hand.
Konnery's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2012 08:01
Konnery
I think the word you are looking for is "wife beater". Those whiny sluts he's always saving are the ones in the tank tops.
gantz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2012 09:37
gantz
have you not seen the pictures of him in a hawaiin shirt? thats as fashionable as any video game character can get. im just hoping rockstar allows you to wear it through the entire game.
Felix Kyo Grnewald's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2012 09:59
Felix Kyo Grnewald
Srsly Mario, what's with the red anyway? I mean, who wears red?
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2012 10:50
Elsa
given how bad he looks in those suits, I'm kinda diggin the Bruce Willis style wife beater T look in the later pics.
SirNinjaFace's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2012 11:03
SirNinjaFace
Max Payne proves you can be bald and still be beautifull! Gives me hope.
RaginDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2012 11:04
RaginDude
Beard and shaved head, what an horrible combo.
MCBattery's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2012 13:44
MCBattery
I like it. I think he pulls off the white trash look perfectly..
bugmenot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2012 18:51
bugmenot
I always thought Max would look good with in a thong
DAVYDOCK's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2012 19:39
DAVYDOCK
Yeeeeah cant wait for this. The bloody wait for it.

Payne's a slag, I definately punch a hole in him. Look at him! Im straight and I still would..
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