Max Payne movie casts Mila Kunis, may be aiming at a PG-13 rating

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Mila Kunis and a PG-13 rating = Me renting this movie.

Oh wow.

Hitman was also rumored to be PG-13, but that was false. Don't believe everything you hear.

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this movie is going to suck

I'll still give it a shot. Four Brothers and Shooter were pretty entertaining, so I guess he can fit in well in those cheesey shoot em' up movies.

Though, I have only seen Mila in comedic-esc roles, her playing Mona has gotten me interested.

Might have had a chance with an R-rating, PG-13 guarantees shit-fest.

Call me retard all you want but I for one liked the Double Dragon and Super Mario movies.

@ liquidninja

retard

i would watch her reading a phonebook.

I like to make sex with Mila if it pleases !

PG-13? Wait, how many times was the word "fuck" used in Max Payne 2?

God she's an ugly whale. I'd pay money only if the funds from the movie helps bring her back to the ocean. Leaving her beached like that could cause a stir.

More proof that movies and videogames should stay as far away from each other as possible. The only games I can think of that would make good movies are the Metal Gear series. Hell, they're practically movies already. There hasn't been a really good game based on a movie since Goldeneye.

Movie ruined

Mila Kunis and film noir? Doubtful.
They're going to do terrible terrible things to one of my favourite games.

I know film is suppose to add 10 pounds but does it also add another foot in height? Why can't Hollywood cast actors that look or at least have the same build as the video game characters? What is this Dwarf-O-Rama?

@ Tgammet:

He probably IS her dad. Marky Mark and the ladies?

Most of the people that Played and loved the Original Max Payne are now late teens early twenties, or well into there adult lives. So a PG-13 rating is ludicrous. They haven't made a new game for 4 years! The kids these days wont give a fuck about the movie. So why rate it down?

But regardless, If Marky Mark gets the Funky Bunch involved = Instant win.

Fuck this lame ass sackload of shit. Mark wahlberg looks and sounds absolutely nothing like max payne. Mila kunis sounds like a chipmunk, mona sax should not. A PG-13 film of max payne just plain won't work. I will be avoiding.

I never played the game, so I can't really judge for myself, but is this worthy of a movie? I honestly didn't hear hordes of people clamoring for a Max Payne movie. As Zecahrai pointed out, it's been a while since their last game, so is Max Payne relevant any more?

Please dont suck game movie!
This was seriosuly the bes Rockstar story and i have such fond memories of planning the second. I saw some five minute amatuer thing and if this doesnt compare ill be so fucking pissed off!
I mean common all you have to do is put it in black and white or grainy film noir, have john woo angles but a few more close ups and have a constantly narrating monologue of how "The rain was falling down like god was taking a leak all over my face"

Nerds overreact to unsubstantial news about movie. Heath Ledger rolls in his grave. More at 11.

oops, WTB delete button

TITS OR GTFO.