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What if, instead of Max Payne 3, the next chapter in the saga was a retro throwback for old-ass computers like the ZX Spectrum or Commodore 64? You watch the video above and, at first, it doesn't look all that bad. Then you get to the actual "in-game footage" and realize you just dodged a bullet big time! God, I feel sorry for kids who had to play on one of those because they didn't have an NES. Not even that! A friggin' Master System would have been preferable!

This short was animated by Balázs Kalocsai, who posts a lot of 8-bit downgrades of videogames and more on his YouTube channel Majami Hiroz. The videos are quite polished indeed, marrying the flatness of the sprites with some CG techno magic. Kinda like 3D Dot Game Heroes, only not as 3D-y.

After the jump, I've posted his vids of 8-bit Assassin's Creed, Red Dead Redemption, and Batman: Arkham City. They are quite enjoyable indeed.

8-bit Max Payne [YouTube via Nowhere Else]


8-bit Assassin's Creed [YouTube]


8-bit Red Dead Redemption
[YouTube]


8-bit Batman: Arkham City [YouTube]








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PhilK3nS3bb3n's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2012 10:41
PhilK3nS3bb3n
Pretty cool.
discoriggall's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2012 10:45
discoriggall
"God, I feel sorry for kids who had to play on one of those because they didn't have an NES"
Commodore 64 games looked (and were) a ton better than NES! I always felt embarrassed for the kid across the street who had an NES.
And while I'm back in the 80s: fuck ZX Spectrums too. #neverletitgo
Leigh Andrews's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2012 10:57
Leigh Andrews
Hey, the backdrops on the in game footage in Max Payne are from Renegade on the Speccy. Great game. Great days. Jumpers for goal posts...

Oh, and, fuck you discoriggall. Spectrums rulled. :)
strangerdanger's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2012 11:17
strangerdanger
Did that video just ruin Batman AC's ending for me?
ChaosTeaCup's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2012 12:26
ChaosTeaCup
I'd have my old C64 back over my old NES any day of the week. We 80's gamers are a far mkore patient bunch for having sytems that *really* needed to load.
Bammy J's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2012 12:30
Bammy J
haha i didn't watch the batman just incase it did spoil it for me. Seems as if my instincts were correct.
Gunner226's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2012 12:32
Gunner226
When Etzio landed on his head I literally flinched and screamed OUCH!!!
Toastedtoasters's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2012 18:29
Toastedtoasters
@strangerdanger Not at all. All of the scenes parodied are from probably the first 30 minutes of gameplay.
The Goddamn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2012 22:55
The Goddamn
I like Ezio's nearly-French accent. And the Joker's voice was pretty spot-on.
PrinceHeir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2012 18:51
PrinceHeir
cool ^^
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