If there's two things I can be absolutely certain of in this world, it's that I will never be good at sports and I hate olives. Disgusting, salty, vomit-inducing olives. They may as well be rabbit poop.
But, I digress. Sports may not exactly be Max's cup of tea either, but at least he can stomach them long enough to challenge our producer Zac to a round of NFL Blitz, which hit XBLA and PSN today. How did he fare against the self-declared sports champion? Is NFL Blitz still fun, even without late hits? Does Max cry like a little girl when he loses? Watch the video to find out the answers to these - and all - of life's truly important questions!
Now, if only there was a way to figure out why olives taste so f*cking awful.
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