Four sets of retro Matt Hazard memorabilia have shown up on eBay. The seller, who is totally some random dude and not at all selling the stuff in the name of marketing, is going the respectable route: all earnings go straight to the Child's Play charity.
Each auction -- there are four of them in all -- contains one gray XL t-shirt for Haz-Matt Karts, drink coasters made out of game cartridges of Adventures of Matt in Hazard Land, Choking Hazard, Matt Hazard 3D, and You Only Live 1317 Times, as well as a Matt in Hazard Land-themed friendship slap bracelet.
God, I love the insane amount of backstory that's been created for the Matt Hazard games.
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8:30 PM on 12.16.2009
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Hazzard is perhaps one of the most influential characters in video game history now with the power of hindsight
You want bad, play the Saw game. I tried to get through it so I could write a review for it, but I just couldn't. It wasn't hard, it was hard to play.
coasters are still cool tho..
i need to play this game.. will arnett is a personal hero of mine.
They can only make it one size and they have to ensure that everybody can wear it. People who wear a small size shirt can still wear an X-Large, but it doesn't work the other way around. I'm still bitter that the Megaman Anniversary shirt only came in Medium, because my shoulders are too broad and even if I had single-digit body fat I couldn't wear the damn thing.
Anyway, anyone who complains that the original game wasn't "all that great" was missing the whole point of the game. It wasn't supposed to be some mind-blowingly original and super awesome game, it was supposed to be making fun of games. Additionally, the games controls worked just fine, which is more than I can say for a lot of the games people claim are better then this one.
I'm going to try to win one of these sets. Matt Hazard was amazing and I'll support Vicious Cycle and D3 until death.
Even though I'm apparently the only person who liked Eat Lead.