Four sets of retro Matt Hazard memorabilia have shown up on eBay. The seller, who is totally some random dude and not at all selling the stuff in the name of marketing, is going the respectable route: all earnings go straight to the Child's Play charity.
Each auction -- there are four of them in all -- contains one gray XL t-shirt for Haz-Matt Karts, drink coasters made out of game cartridges of Adventures of Matt in Hazard Land, Choking Hazard, Matt Hazard 3D, and You Only Live 1317 Times, as well as a Matt in Hazard Land-themed friendship slap bracelet.
God, I love the insane amount of backstory that's been created for the Matt Hazard games.
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