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Masturbation via Wiimote photo

Girl Gamer Advance published a now legendary article back in 2002 about the use of a little item called the Trance Vibrator, which came packed with the PS2 game Rez. After the excitement over that bit of marketing brilliance died down, most people who paid attention to it at the time never gave it a second thought.

In the meantime, the seedy underworld of video game vibrator mods continued on its merry path, absorbing the attention of home programmers and sex fiends all around the world. Now, imagine this: using your Wiimote to have total control of the Trance Vibrator. A lot like a bastard combination of a remote egg vibrator and the Audi-Oh, but somehow infinitely better because it involves gaming. Now, Nintendo needs to put out some games I'd be proud to get off to, because the day I masturbate in tandem with a Zelda game is the day I kill myself.


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18 comments | showing # 1 to 18

Cruds's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 22:35
Cruds
Now all the Wii need a Rez like game, which was on my wish list anyway, can't imagine Mario will do although Ron Jeremy hasn't ever had problems with turning girls on.

synce's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 22:35
synce
Not on the main page, please
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 22:44
Lezbro
On the main page, please.
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 22:45
Lezbro
When is EA going to release "Let's Get John Madden Off 2008?"
Hannah's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 22:49
Hannah
Hmm... kinda neat, but I think I'll stick to a regular vibe. I am, however, a bit curious about how the wiimote would function on its own. The vibration was a bit weak in the few games that I played, but it might be enough for some people.
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 23:10
Lezbro


A little to the left. Oo. Jackpot!
GodLen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2006 23:23
GodLen
when will the wii flesh light come out?
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 00:04
10BobMarleys
ZOMG put the old pic back i was enjoying that!
Cruds's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 00:14
Cruds
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 01:06
Mxyzptlk
Now that's next gen!
lAboMbA's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 01:23
lAboMbA
avktm's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 02:47
avktm
link is masturbation quality?
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 04:11
Holyetheline
Only noobs need viberators to get off while playing Zelda.
nmaster64's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 05:26
nmaster64
Come on Japan! Where are my hordes of hentai dating games with "innovative" Wiimote attachments!? I expected at least 3 by 2007, what's the hold up?
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 06:19
Burnt Meatloaf
Battery life?
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 11:19
michiyoyoshiku
Oh Itagaki San where are your promised Wii games?

This is begging for some DOA spin off
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 12:11
World Famous
Wii fleshlight would be the killer app.
GodLen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 13:28
GodLen
summa knows what I'm talking about
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