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I can play and complete Super Mario Brothers world 1-1 with out even looking. Okay, maybe I'm full of sh*t, and maybe that sounds like something kids would say on the playground, but if this guy were to say it, he wouldn't be lying. Watch as this Mario master wows an audience of Japanese celebrities, coaxing out plenty of the "eeh?!"s that are almost standard for this type of programming. He guides our favorite plumber through 1-1 like it ain't no thang, using only his memory and sound cues. Watch when he hits the underworld to pick up a few more coins: he realizes that he missed one and goes back for it.

Impressive? Indeed, but it would've hit home even more if he were to manage 5,000 points on the flag pole. No one is that bad ass.


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joeisremy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 09:43
joeisremy
i once tried for 2 hours to beat the first level in 3 with my eyes closed I got close but never did it
zealot9802's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 09:45
zealot9802
is that a chick?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 09:50
Snaileb
Man, I wish I fucking lived in videogame land. Where you get props for your skillz.

Stupid dream crushing internets.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 09:56
BlindsideDork
Not bad but I find this video more funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bXyZTF2TH0
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 10:03
RICHARD BLOCKER
I'm moving to Japan.
GamexViral's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 10:06
GamexViral
Why does he have that weird smile while he's playing that game. It looks like he's constipated. What's impressive is that he knew he missed that one coin.
pandlcg's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 10:13
pandlcg
Wait, that's a guy?
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 11:17
Brandon Undead
I think most of us could probably do this. I believe in you all!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 11:33
Justice
Gamexviral thats what I was thinking! Not that I look like that when constipated
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 11:58
brad drac
I can play the charge part of stage 2 in gitaroo man master play with my eyes closed. Can I be on japanese television?
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 12:24
Dexter345
I've seen videos of blind kids beating the entire game using only sound cues.
J_Sensei's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 12:40
J_Sensei
Sing it with me:

Dude looks like a lady!
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 12:49
Pepillou2
I thought he was a she too
God Len's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 13:48
God Len
those crazy elevens!
emoyaoigamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 14:58
emoyaoigamer
that looked like a grandma playing
EnvyMe's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 15:01
EnvyMe
i thought it was a lady as well.

tho that is EASY. i've done it.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 15:03
Jordan Devore
That was kinda funny when he was trying to get that last coin.
verkon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 15:31
verkon
If my japaneese serves me right, he is a no lifer.
R Riley's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 16:56
R Riley
"What's impressive is that he knew he missed that one coin."
I think the other people told him.
I love how Japanese shows always have like 15 people on at a time.
bumbuliuz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/01/2007 21:25
bumbuliuz
Im just wondering, how he is able to play the game on the Ds?
s00pcan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2007 07:44
s00pcan
Title is wrong, this guy hasn't memorized anything.
Also, here is a video of me doing the first TWO levels by memory/sound.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c7H7Uk9i0Hc
I can also do level 4-1 and I can do 1-1 with no sound or video.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2007 17:19
Mxyzptlk
Video pwned :(
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2008 11:51
Holyetheline
Damn this is an old post. Nice skillz. I used to be kinda like this on the first half of Contra 3's first level on hard.
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