Yo! Dis' s**t be off the chizzle!
Hollywood Reporter be reportin' 'dat Master P, Seth Green, and Matthew Senreich of Stoopid Monkey Productions and ShadowMachine Films be talkin' 'bout chillin' and makin' a game, dog! You know Seth Green, right? That cat was in that movie with Mini-Me and 'dat chick who took off her top in Boogie Nights, right?
So anywayz, peep da' title: Play The Industry. That's hot right!? For realz! They sayin' this joint gonna be like that game, The Sims, where n****z be going to work and takin' a leak n' s**t so they don't dies. 'Cept like, in this game, you be a real playa in a 3D world -- ya'll be makin' moves as an athlete, power broker, or a hip-hop artist to become a true balla' and get some-a 'dat scrilla so you can raise on up.
WORD. Yo, you know this be 'dat entaprizin' muthaf***a Master P's idea, know what I'm sayin'? He got mad ideas, for reals. ShadowMachine's Corey Campodonic (yo, that name gangsta' for reals!) agrees.
"Master P is at the forefront of so many new things," he be sayin', "including putting new 'clean' albums that are not derogatory and don't have cursing and that sort of stuff."
Yo, that word is bond, son. We muthaf****n' gotz to be thinkin' 'bout the muthaf****n' kidz, cuz like Whitney be sayin' when she ain't gettin' smacked up by Bobby, those little n****z be our future n' s**t. WORD.
Contest:
10:18 AM on 09.05.2007
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Agreed.
Yall are somezz racizt azz crackaz
but seriously though folks... get with the times. Playing on stereotypes that were made by racist soccer moms and their drunken husbands in the early 90's are both out of date... and wrong.
Hiphop is a wonderfull and respectable art form, whether or not all members of the culture take advantage of this is an entirely different story.
But this post made me want to punch Nick in the face.
Yall are somezz racizt azz crackaz
but seriously though folks... get with the times. Playing on stereotypes that were made by racist soccer moms and their drunken husbands in the early 90's are both out of date... and wrong.
Hiphop is a wonderfull and respectable art form, whether or not all members of the culture take advantage of this is an entirely different story.
But this post made me want to punch Nick in the face.
I knew people would either laugh or want to punch me in the face when they read this, and that's fine. To me, it was more interesting than writing a straight forward piece about Master P and Seth Green's business relationship.
I have the utmost respect for hip-hop and its culture, so this wasn't even about that. It also had nothing to do with race, either. I guess I shouldn't assume that everyone who reads this blog actually KNOWS me.
In any case, I will gladly accept a punch in the face if that'll clear this up.
but it's all water under the bridge.. but can i do both.. laugh while punching you in the face.. I did chuckle a little while reading it
Watch my nose, though. It's pretty big, and I'm sure if it was broken it would hurt like hell.
YADDADADAMEAN!?
but . um I wanna punch you in the face anyway!! what city do you live in? I want to punch someone in the face on my tour across america tour next week. It was gonnab e the vacuum cleaner kid!
Also, that's as racist as black zombies, yo.
I am absolutely not looking forward to that game, whatever it's going to be. yet, i'm looking forward to the revieuws, lets see if he can impress the press after all.
I'm'a call Jesse. We gonna march on yo ass.
anyhoo, i have a feeling this game is gonna be sell millions, just like when he released a doll of himself:
unngghh...nah nah nah naaaaaah.
lol
Although my friends don't talk like that, I do understand about the myspace profiles and comments. The one thing more annoying than the ebonics "ghetto speak" would be all of the spelling errors, that annoys me more. Alrite than, piece!
Nick's funny.
perhaps a joke about hoping the game achieved the same level of brilliance of some of master P's wonderfull movies? And Seth Greens for that matter?
Or perhaps type the whole post in rhyme form!!
haha
sorry I said I wanted to punch you in your face. I take it back. Can we play lego's again now?
Kidding. I don't care. Lawlz.