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Master Chief sucks...as a vacuum cleaner
9:14 AM on 01.21.2008, Dale North 33 comments

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Without going directly to the designers at Samsung, we'll never know for sure if Halo's Master Chief was the inspiration for this new vacuum cleaner. I'd be willing to bet that the designers are gamers.

Polish gaming blog Polygamia links us to this canister cleaner that looks a lot like Chief's helmet. If your love of Halo knows no bounds, you'll be glad to know that a bit of Matlocking on the UK Samsung Web page tells us that the model number is SC9540. That's right, Master Chief can help you clean your floor.

Wouldn't it be great if the vacuum displayed a red ring of light when the canister was full?  

[Thanks, Piotr] 


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Quest's Avatar
Quest at 01/21/2008 09:30
@Hells_666

probably hard to connect ... just like xbl ... the compagny will give you a free dirt bag as a gift for the problem and everybody's happy :)))
Sam Spectre's Avatar
Sam Spectre at 01/21/2008 09:42
DO WANT SPARTAN SUCTION!
NightDehumidifier's Avatar
NightDehumidifier at 01/21/2008 09:53
Does the vacuum have the voice of a prepubescent kid who calls you "jewfag" and other lovely quips every ten seconds?
glipe's Avatar
glipe at 01/21/2008 09:55
Maybe it's a reference to how Master Chief....

SPOILER ALERT

was left floating in a vacuum? ;)
L0cky's Avatar
L0cky at 01/21/2008 10:38
i personaly think the game is a better cleaner prob sucks a lot harder then the vacuum
JonDarkwood's Avatar
JonDarkwood at 01/21/2008 10:54
glipe

I don't think I can let you live after that :)

Hahaha.
DanielMachine's Avatar
DanielMachine at 01/21/2008 11:00
Haha, that's pretty funny.
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 01/21/2008 11:11
Wow, awesome find. Now it just needs to be painted green and put on a poor lolcats head.
BaBaBaBaBirdman's Avatar
BaBaBaBaBirdman at 01/21/2008 11:35
Master Chief is a dirt bag, or ... at least his helmet his.
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Eschatos at 01/21/2008 11:37
Where can I get one of these so I can mod it into an actual helmet?
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 01/21/2008 11:48
Do want.
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Baron Calico at 01/21/2008 12:08
Expect Vacuum armor to show up in the next DLC for Halo 3.
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BS3 Owner at 01/21/2008 12:08
BELIEVE!
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Clockwork at 01/21/2008 12:20
Think of the dust particles on your floor as the covenant...and the Chief is trying to--nevermind...
Dastardly007's Avatar
Dastardly007 at 01/21/2008 12:32
Wonder if it blows as well.
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 01/21/2008 13:09
FINISH THE FIGHT AGAINST DIRT AND DEBRIS

That was close, electro. You almost didn't make it.
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Turtule Soup at 01/21/2008 13:12
I want to see someone photoshop this into the announcement trailer.
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joeisremy at 01/21/2008 13:20
I believe it did you know that there is a mountain that looks like it has the faces of 4 dead presidents on it??
I also saw the virgin mary in a taco last week.
Baron Calico's Avatar
Baron Calico at 01/21/2008 13:48
@Turtlule Soup

Me too!
TNTv's Avatar
TNTv at 01/21/2008 14:41
And compared to his helmet in Halo: Combat Evolved?
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Samit Sarkar at 01/21/2008 15:08
Haha, that’s awesome. So many bad puns...
vp360's Avatar
vp360 at 01/21/2008 15:53
best vacuum ever
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Necros at 01/21/2008 22:38
Stick that next to the Legendary edition helmet and see if passerbys can tell the difference.
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar
Burnt Meatloaf at 01/22/2008 04:24
...and some people say games aren't art!
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 01/22/2008 10:15
Halo sucks....because it's a vacuum.
Mr Sexy AZN's Avatar
Mr Sexy AZN at 01/22/2008 23:54
i want to put that vacuum on my head
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fetusmilk at 01/23/2008 00:16
master chief sucks as a fact. im sorry but doom did the space marine in a green suit long before halo. oh and you could record videos also. get with the times.
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