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Master Chief leads a funeral for a friend photo

A Spanish forum has posted an absolutely wonderful set of pictures depicting Master Chief eulogizing and mourning a lost friend at a funeral attended by a gathering of grief-stricken consoles. The friend in question is, of course, a failed Xbox 360 and the pictures are, of course, quite hilarious.

Weep openly as Master Chief and an artist's mannequin console each other over the loss of a deceased console, and share the sorrow as the Spartan hero reads out his final farewell. The text is all in Spanish, but the pictures say it all. Check them out, they're really quite amazing. 

[Thanks, Fernando]

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ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 14:43
ArrestedDeveloper
It's good to see the echochrome guy made it out to support his friend.
craigbezzle's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 14:43
craigbezzle
Either I can see the future, I dreamed these, or I'm insane...because I swear I saw these MONTHS ago.
etirflita's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 14:47
etirflita
@Craigbezzle: ditto..
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 14:47
MrSadistic
It's awesome because MC is going to get some sweet after funeral pity sex.
Bishna's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 14:49
Bishna
cute, man this makes me think. I hope that consoles don't keep on getting bigger and bigger with each generation. Otherwise in a couple decades will be stepping inside of our PS6 to play it.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 14:52
Darren Nakamura
May it rest in peace.
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 14:54
Sentry
Wow. Even the Neo Geo Pocket came out to mourn.

What courage.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 14:54
Darren Nakamura
Re: the second to last picture, it is heartbreaking for a console's father to outlive its son.
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 14:55
psycho terror2
wut? SNES didn't come?

what an asshole.
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 14:56
Kyle MacGregor


It is truly a sad day when parents must to bury their children.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 14:57
ZombiePlatypus
Poor Chief, I too have felt his pain.
strangerdanger's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 15:04
strangerdanger
@Bishna: That would be freaking awesome.
gamadaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 15:04
gamadaya
PS3 is only there because Echochrome guy is friends with Master Chief. He's secretly happy.
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 15:08
Shadowiii
This is hilarious, but really really old. My friend's Xbox died about two months ago and he printed some of these pictures off and hung them up around our office, ha ha.
Johntyboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 15:19
Johntyboy
@gamadaya absolutely loved that comment
Zepwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 15:30
Zepwich
Wait.... Did the Dreamcast and Snes not make it?
Stung47000's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 15:34
Stung47000
This is at least a year old and not the first forum it appeared on.
Archwright's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 15:44
Archwright
And here I thought the only Spartan burial rite was teabagging, how educational.
Dan O'Connor's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 15:56
Dan O'Connor
Hey guys, this was originally a blog belonging to a guy called sean. It can be found on his blog on gamespot under the username tiggyboy (or something like that, might be tiggerboy) It's even better in english.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 16:01
Half left
Déjà vu.
EnigmaticHarle's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 16:06
EnigmaticHarle
Wow, this is something I've actually seen before, and I even saved the pictures too
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 16:33
atastysammich
A Neo Geo Pocket Color and a Virtual Boy? This guy gets big ups.
runtheplacered's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 16:45
runtheplacered
@Shadowiii,

"This is hilarious, but really really old."

This can't possibly old enough for two "really"'s! there's a PS3 there so it's no more then 3 years old. One "really" should suffice. Or Maybe no "really"'s and instead it's just plain "old".

It's probably not even old at all. It's probably just a few months ago that these were taken, which is.. fairly young!

Sorry... I like picking on the people that think anything that's ever happened in the past is somehow "really really old". Carry on.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 16:46
Crunshii
LOOOL wow haha, that was good lol. Funny how all those consoles outlived the 360, but don't see a SNES @_@! I know mine still works! (and with the JP hack!)
Woverine's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 16:53
Woverine
the virtual boy is just too sad to look. lol
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 17:02
Tarvu
@Cadtalfryn

Fuck you for beating me to that observation, bright eyes...
Rigby's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 17:10
Rigby
I'm glad virtual boy made it out to the funeral. You don't hear much from him these days, the lousy no-good eye-bleeder.
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 17:10
Genki-JAM
This is actually REALLY old. Here's an english version to read. Posted back during Novemeber 08....
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 17:28
MechaMonkey
It was a lovely service, though the flower arrangements were a bit haphazard.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 17:28
Holyetheline
There's another xbox 360 in the background on one of the pictures. Looks like its on a shelf ready to be played. Totally took me out of the moment.
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 17:56
Electrium
I don't care how old it is, I've never seen it before and it's freakin' hilarious. I'm glad the guy managed to find some pleasure in shipping his Xbox off.
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 18:59
Genki-JAM
@Holyetheline
The other Xbox was a 360 prototype the guy got from someone he knows at Microsoft. It doesn't work, though.
wox42's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 19:28
wox42
Hate to break it to y'all, but these are pretty old... Like, November 2008.
http://kotaku.com/5099978/requiem-for-a-console
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 19:28
lewness
@craigbezzle: I've seen this on GS quite some time ago. Now I'm really not sure who came up with this.
Kasersky's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2009 22:23
Kasersky
this is so damn old. cause i remember seeing this half a year ago. either that or this guy ripped off the original idea.
Raphael Nguyen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/03/2009 20:43
Raphael Nguyen
@Detox: Because programmers (American or otherwise) have _everything_ to do with hardware failures, amirite?

-- Griffinhart
tiggerboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/05/2009 18:09
tiggerboy
Hey guys. This was something that I did on Gamespot last November. If you want to know the story I made, you can check it out here:

http://www.gamespot.com/users/tiggerboy/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=m-100-25578816
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