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Master Chief gets a smoking rack to benefit those now without photo

Courtesy of Kotaku we've received word of the above statuette: a miniaturized, feminized Master Chief created by artist David Johnson currently up for bid on eBay. The 11.5" polymer clay wank fodder was created with the express purpose of ruining sheets raising money for the American Breast Cancer Foundation.

While Halo 3 has been receiving ridiculous amounts of exposure lately, this is probably the most newsworthy event so far -- at least for those of us who care more about the well-being of living people as opposed to sales figures, or the plight of a fictional race of future humans. It's awesome to see someone capitalize on the fervor created by this game not for profit, but to help those less fortunate.

Now, someone get Team Ninja on the phone. I've got some fantastic ideas for a few Breast Cancer Awareness Week commercials.








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Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 01:59
Sharpless
If this wasn't for charity, I would make a comment about how shameless this is. As it is, I will just gawk in the name of anti-cancer. CANCER SUCKS LIKE CANCER.
KaL YoshiKa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 01:59
KaL YoshiKa
Delightful..Samus has a playmate
Cloudman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 02:00
Cloudman
Hit boobs for massive damage
seriously though thats the worst armour I've ever seen, she might aswell have a target painted on her chest.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 02:06
Trevor McGee
Ladies and gentleman, behold Master Chieftess star of Halo 4. lol

Mark my words, it'll happen.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 02:08
Bob Muir
That's completely impractical; I don't know any girl who would wear armor exposing her.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 03:06
vexed alex
That's awesome. Now if only the government could hand over that AIDs cure and we'll be set.
GENACON's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 04:09
GENACON
A pair of tits, Yeah that'll stop them!

:D

Good thing she uses a sniper rifle.

All in all i do like it though.
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 04:59
NightDehumidifier
Damn, women get the worst body armor in thie history of combat. Exposed stomachs, cleavage and thighs make easy pinpoints for bullets, axes and swords. You'd think that someone would step in and say "Hey, you know how us guys have armor that protects our entire body, how about we, I don't know...give some of that armor to the women?" But some guy had to counterattack with "How will the guys see their tits?" The question was never asked again.
Kaikara's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 06:54
Kaikara
Looks uhhh weird. Not much protection from plasma/spikes/needles either.
RivaOni's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 06:54
RivaOni
Christ sakes, some people take things far far too seriously. Its fucking fiction for christ sakes!

Have any of you ever even glanced at novels aimed at women? They're usually full of men with incredibly chiselled features who whip the woman of the story off her feet and are incredibly romantic. How many guys do you know who fit any of that description?
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 08:06
s0lesurviv0r
Chief's been Midnight Blissed? Do the Arbiter next!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 08:31
Holyetheline
Now there are two Halo's.
Kex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 09:29
Kex
Master Chief is a female...in bazarro world!
BlueJester's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 09:58
BlueJester
I like how that gaping hole in the armor provides a nice bullseye for her heart.
RskimB's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 11:16
RskimB
ooh la la
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 12:13
Holiday
Anyone remember Haloid?
hainrs's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 14:16
hainrs
Some of you need to lighten up. The whole point of this is sex appeal and not how practical the armor is supposed to be. Who fucking cares?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 22:40
Sharpless
I think it's just supposed to be a female, sexualized Spartan, not a specific character.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2007 07:21
Aaron Mxy Yost
Somehow combining this statue with the idea of there being a 1 in 7 chance of tumors forming in her rack ruins any sex appeal it might have had.
MPHtails's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/02/2007 23:03
MPHtails
THey put a metal plate underneath her breasts but in front of her heart. So Her boobs will be full of holes, but he'll still be alive. And under law, thats all we really need.
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