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Mass Effect video: Captain, let's go die

9:42 AM on 04.07.2007 // Niero Gonzalez
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Last night I was on All Games Interactive and Scott voiced a pet peeve we both share: it seems like PR companies are now picking and choosing where dribbles of their game info pops up, so its become more dauting to aggregate the news on a title. Lucky for you, I don't have a life and dutifully compile everything I can find on Mass Effect in one place.
 
This video doesn't feature any actual gameplay -- it instead sets up how the captain gets into the combat mess you've seen in other terrible screenshots, dispelling all rumors that the game will bare any resemblence to that of milfy cellulite. Its also available in HD so you can admire the subtleties in their quiet but pained facial expressions and the protagonist's Summa stubble.
 
 



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