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Whoa! BioWare just melted my brain. Literally. Globs of pink, sticky goo are currently leaking out of my ear. I haven’t the slightest idea how I’m writing this paragraph right now, but it’s happening. And I’ll tell you what else is happening -- BioWare's teaser trailer for Mass Effect 2.

The opening of the vid reorients you with some of the missions and friends you met in Mass Effect as the faceless Commander Shepherd. The presentation may be all blue boxes and friendly text, but there’s a hell of a twist at the end. 

Shepherd’s "status" is revealed as “Killed in Action.”

I’m too busy trying to clean up my brain goo to analyze this properly, however, this is certainly a surprise. It also begs a few questions. Is this just a simple plot element? Will our stats transfer to a new protagonist? Will we play a clone of Shepherd? Robocop program confirmed?

I don't know. I need to watch this four billion more times.








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R3Y GUTI3RR3Z's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 17:10
R3Y GUTI3RR3Z
OMG! OMG! OMG! I just jizzed all over my monitor. Yes! YES! YEEEEEEEEEESS!!!! Screw you Sterling. YEEES!!
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 17:11
covah
And I just realized I accidentally deleted my ME save... FUCK ME
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 17:13
Arugala9
I was shocked at the end of the video. I must know more.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 17:19
Monodi
Holy shit
Drack48's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 17:22
Drack48
Wow..bring it, first one had lots of problems, but it was amazing none the less..
embef's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 17:24
embef
Yes. I am ready.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 17:25
ThunderHeartXI
Brb, raiding Bioware and stealing whatever build they're working on.
DragonSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 17:32
DragonSlayer
I think that Shepar's armour on the trailer is empty. The Geth is just holding it...
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 17:35
the Golden Avatar
I doubt he's dead. It's going to be something more along the lines of something bad happening to make everyone thinks he's dead while he's out beyond the Perseus Veil in Geth space.
Infinite Obscurity's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 17:39
Infinite Obscurity
Shepard is dead? This would be quite interesting indeed.
CallMeRotten's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 17:42
CallMeRotten
Wha? dead!? no! Nooooo!! I live dammit! I LIVE!
deletemyaccount's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 17:42
deletemyaccount
I just had an O face.
O! O! O!
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 17:46
ArrestedDeveloper
I got pink sticky goo leaking out of me too but not from my head... well not that head anyway

MASS EFFECT 2!!!!!!!!!!
Sk1Zy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 17:48
Sk1Zy
Too awesome...
DamnYouKrycek's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 17:52
DamnYouKrycek
Must... resist... sex... with... computer... monitor.

But seriously,

That... that just dropped my jaw.

How crap. I'm excited.

Can't speak. In more than. 3 word. Fragmented. Sentances.

aaa.

Oh and ArrestedDeveloper, if that sticky goo coming out of "Little Developer" is coming out pink. I would get that looked at.
mrberns's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 17:53
mrberns
The dopeness has infected the brain. GRAWWWWRRRRR! TOO MUCH DOPENESSSS!!!
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 17:53
ArrestedDeveloper
Also, Professor Pew hit it on the head when commented on one of my (many) Mass Effect themed C-blogs about his desire for Mass Effect 2's quality. He said "I hope Mass Effect 2 will be to Mass Effect 1 what Baldur's Gate 2 was to Baldur's Gate 1". We should only be so lucky.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 18:00
Kyousuke Nanbu
Oh my :O
Fishstick's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 18:01
Fishstick
I hope it wasn't one of the slow-moving elevators that did Shepherd in.
Dyna Geek's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 18:01
Dyna Geek
But.. they turned him.. he is.. he's one of them...!?
Oh god.. oh god *looks down as guts spill out of mouth* BLRAHHRHGHAHG IT'S IMPAWSIBLE!
DamnYouKrycek's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 18:06
DamnYouKrycek
So do we know if this is coming out this year or is it 2010?

If I have to wait another 2 year for this I might just pass out from the pain.

You know, from my 2 year erection.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 18:10
Tubatic
Nice Teaser! I'm excited for this one!
sxefly212's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 18:11
sxefly212
This was an amazing trailer. Jesus Tits. but someone said that the geth was holding shepards armor, therefore it was empty and I think shepard is alive, watch it again and you'll see it.
CocoJambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 18:15
CocoJambo
I really hope he's dead. My Sheppard was fugly.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 18:19
MrSadistic
mah balls just exploded
ArcticFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 18:24
ArcticFox
Well alright, Im in for 1. I cant wait for this game!
Krusayder's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 18:25
Krusayder
*fist pump* YES! YES! YES! This is the coolest thing I've seen today! Do we have an ETA for this game yet?
IzekialRage's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 18:30
IzekialRage
OH MY GAWD!
MrFwankie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 18:38
MrFwankie
I'm wondering if the paragon/renegade alignment will transfer over too. Those decisions toward the end of the game certainly affected the game world.
dr3nd4r's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 18:45
dr3nd4r
i just cream my monitor
Guyver 0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 19:05
Guyver 0
HELLS YEAH!!! i reckon Shepard has died and become a spectre.... i mean ghost ;-)
The Bozz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 19:49
The Bozz
Bricks have been shat.
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 20:04
wanderingpixel
DO WANT!
AlucardX24's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 20:12
AlucardX24
Oh man. Oh man.

Oh man oh man oh man.
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 20:14
bluexy
Mass Effect 2: Alien dating sim!
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 20:36
Endstiem
Annnnnnnnnnnnnd....


I'm spent.
elsteveo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 20:38
elsteveo
Excited is a good word for my mood
Spork's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 20:56
Spork
HOLY SHIT ON A STICK
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 21:19
vexed alex
I'm trippin' balls over here!
superhobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 21:28
superhobo
Bitch be trippin Balls!
Woland's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 21:59
Woland
Yeah, way to cater to the fans BioWare. Kill off the character who's basically the player insert. That's not going to alienate anyone.
LostSoulDX's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 22:07
LostSoulDX
*jaw drop* One hell of a twist...I don't want to think it's real though, just thrown in for the shock effect. But if it is...wow. What now?
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 22:25
Brian Szabelski
I... I...


WOW.

I don't quite know how to feel about it. Commentary C-Blog post coming up.
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 23:00
Vitamin Awesome
ಠ_ಠ
zanthox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 23:28
zanthox
O MAH GOODNESS!
Also did no one else realize that neither Ashely or Kaiden were listed as associates? HMMMMM.
Luke Barnard's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 23:36
Luke Barnard
D'aaawwwwww...............
blu3steel's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 00:18
blu3steel
I can't wait, the first was one of my favorite games of all time.
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 00:32
Endstiem
@ Woland

Read between the lines.

It's obviously a twist just to generate interest for the title. Of course Shepard will be in it.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 00:36
ZombiePlatypus
If Shepherd really is dead I wonder if we'll even play as a human in the next one. I personally hope this is a misdirection and he/she will still be alive and kicking, but it'd also be interesting to play as an alien who is not necessarilly trusted entirely by the humans yet is working closely with them, to see things from that POV...
Woland's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2009 01:37
Woland
@ Endstiem

Most likely, but I'm taking the preview at face value.
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