Mass Effect 2 is out in stores later this week and the sex scenes have already made it online. The first sex scene above takes place with Miranda Lawson and is the best of the four uploaded so far. Miranda shows off the most skin but you really don't see much happen. Same goes for all the videos as they're all a big tease. Of course, if you're looking for hardcore sexing, then what the hell are you doing watching YouTube videos of videogame characters doing it?
After the break, you can see a few more videos of Shepard boning alien girls. The first two are of Subject Zero being violent and then all emotional. The last is of Shepard doing ... a robot ... or something. Hot.
[Update: Videos were taken down. A couple of replacements were found, but enjoy them while they last, folks!]
Mass Effect 2 - Major Sex Scenes Unlocked [Empire State Gamer, via Kotaku]
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11:00 PM on 01.24.2010
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Right guys?
IT'S FREAKING ME OUT.
also, there's an exposed cutscene boob in the Dante's Inferno demo.
I think I'll go for Miranda this time around, since she looks so much like her voice actor
It appears to be Chris Hansen. ;(
Also, is that a space bra under her futureblouse?
Yeoman Kelly Chambers, right here, right now!
They made a newsstory this soon already?
Well, it seems like these scenes are tasteful enough to avoid too much controversy. I guess space suits have crotch flaps in the future or something.
well fox news will debate this sooner or later
Just play Conan, God of War, or Dante's Inferno and you'll see them.
"Shepard, have a seat..."
or... It could also be Rick Astley
But I can only imagine it being either really cute or really awkward or both. Regardless, I definitely know who my Shepard is going for now.
Now how about female Shepard? I heard Garrus was confirmed, anyone else?