Last week, Marvelous revealed Senran Kagura Burst, the sequel the hit 3DS brawler starring school-aged masturbation fodder. And what goes better with horny adolescent fap material if not a box of tissues? On April 28 and 29, at the Nico Nico Cho Kaigi event in Japan, Marvelous reps will be around to hand out special game-branded tissue boxes, perfect for those sudden urges in the privacy of your bedroom.
I'm so glad that Marvelous is totally embracing the nature of the Senran Kagura series and isn't even trying to hide the games' true intent. That kind of candor deserves nothing less than my highest respect.
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