A Wii won't get you laid.
Sit-ups and taking a shower twice a week will get you laid.
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Marvel Ultimate Alliance sold as a party
Forget Yahtzee, break out the Captain America! In this new commercial for Marvel Ultimate Alliance (Mua!) a gathering of hipsters hide the the Bicardi and congregate at the Wii like mutant combat is the next MTV. Is this the ultimate party game? Hell no. It's fun, but I won't go that far. Funny pattern here though ... not only are all future Wii commercials going to portray mid 20's guys and girls fighting off an invisible rapist, it reminds me of the 80's where they had guys playing airplane games by flailing their arms as they were steering with their NES pads. At least the Wiimote finally gives them sane reason to do so. This beckons an even deeper question ... why must actors play video games with their mouths open? For more information and nuggets of my ire, read Destructoid's public service announcement on how to enjoy your Wii without rupturing your spleen. If you've had a chance to experience Mua already, post your house party impressions. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Substitute the girls for empty pringles cans. Substitute the token black guy for a Costco 18 lb. econopak of rootbeer twizzlers. Substitute the furniture for pizza boxes. And substitute all of the remaining fit, well-adjusted, athletic, tanned, dapper young people for an old, fat dude with a greasy ponytail and you have finally arrived at the truth.
A Wii won't get you laid. Sit-ups and taking a shower twice a week will get you laid. The real issue is they're using Storm and Ghost Rider, who are terible. You wanna break out Deadpool and Thor fools. Anyone actually played the Wii version of MUA? I have the PC version & enjoy it quite a bit, but I'm pretty skeptical of how well it controls on the Wii with the remote/nunchuck combo. Any impressions? 8:00 AM on 05.01.2013 Aliens: Colonial Marines gets class action suit for liesSEGA and Gearbox have been slapped with a class action suit for Aliens: Colonial Marines, accused of lying about the game to get it sold. It was only a matter of time. Edelson LLC has taken the case, which alleges that ...
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7:00 PM on 11.28.2012 Robot Chicken made a PlayStation All-Stars commercialI enjoyed watching Robot Chicken on Adult Swim back in college, but it never felt like it had true staying power. Why new episodes are still being made, I have no clue. Then again, this is the same network that is still chur...
7:00 AM on 11.01.2012 The PS Vita is like a headless lady with four breasts?According to a promotional ad in France, the PlayStation Vita is comparable to a woman with no head and four breasts, two of which jut agonizingly from her back like a pair of malevolent tumors. What are we to glean fro...
1:00 AM on 09.15.2012 Obama campaign ads to hit Madden 13 and other EA titlesAs much fun as the never ending political bickering has been lately, I'm kind of ready for it to be over for a while. Something tells me though, that it's going to get a whole lot worse before it gets any better. At least we ...
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