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Mario video: I want to look away, but I just can't
by World Famous on 12.07.2006 36 comments

Disturbing. Hilarious. Scary. Mind-altering. These are just a few words that describe the video above. Think of it as a trip to the other side. A trip that would normally need the assistance of some *ahem* pharmaceuticals *ahem*. Anyway, brace yourself, and enjoy the brilliance.


Latest comment by Aragornum |view all 36 comments
Thanks so much for this! This is exactly what I was looking for ...





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wiifreak at 12/07/2006 10:56

WTF? Thats going to haunt me tonight.
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Snaileb at 12/07/2006 11:01

I hate that guy so much.. I cant figure out why, but I want him to stop making videos for screwattack.com
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Aaron Linde at 12/07/2006 11:04

You heard it here first: Snaileb hates (game)jews!
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Snaileb at 12/07/2006 11:07

lol im a regular Gibson Padawan. Anyone want to go get some popeye's chicken? Watermeleon? Kool-aid? Anyone??? (The racism is killing me)
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Chris Taran at 12/07/2006 11:08

That was indeed utter brilliance.
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Snaileb at 12/07/2006 11:19

oh thats black people sorry we were talking about jews right...jews have it hard enough already I can't diss them. Did you see that guy? I mean come on.. he doesnt need any help being ridiculed.. I pray that man will someday find his princess peach, so at last, he can stop spamming my favorite sites with c-r-a-p.
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mykie at 12/07/2006 11:26

Dude, what am I on?

huhuh oh right...drugs!
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Aetsen at 12/07/2006 11:28

I can't unwatch what I just saw. Damn You Summa! DAMN YOU!
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deanhatescoffee at 12/07/2006 11:39

Meh. The song was too long and the whole thing made no sense. Especially the in-game cuts - what was the point?
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loquax at 12/07/2006 11:41

^^^ I think that's the point.... it makes no sense.
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Chris Taran at 12/07/2006 11:43

It's almost like a Mario rock opera. Only without the rock and the opera.
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Textbook at 12/07/2006 12:17

deanhatescoffee: he was remembering all the things he had done in the past, meaning that this was after a death or a game over, and the "player" has already tried all these levels before, and mario is remembering them... the whole thing made perfect sense, and i enjoyed it
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Topher Cantler at 12/07/2006 12:20

Thanks a lot, Summa. I'll be having that nightmare for at least a week now.
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BlindsideDork at 12/07/2006 12:22

It is so bad and yet so good!!!! So lame and poorly done that it screams download me and play it for all your friends!
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Niero at 12/07/2006 12:35

How do I make this my Windows startup sound?
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Mxyzptlk at 12/07/2006 12:35

@ Chris Taran:

It IS a [url=]Mario rock opera[/url, the music has been around for a few years. The puppet show by GameJew is new. :) Check the rest out, it's totaly insanity.
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Mxyzptlk at 12/07/2006 12:35

Whoops, link: http://www.the-mario-opera.com/
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J03yyz at 12/07/2006 12:46

that was AMAZING!
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Tlack at 12/07/2006 15:03

This video makes me want to kill myself.
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Grim at 12/07/2006 16:09

I skipped through a couple of parts and got scared as fuck.
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bleep at 12/07/2006 17:40

I looked away
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thenewblood at 12/07/2006 17:42

That should be either the beginning intro or the completion ending of the Mario Galaxy game. Wow, what a masterpiece of puppetry. Great editing too. I love the interweaving of the game footage and the puppets. If you can't appreciate that video, your either too young, too dumb, love the DS, still play a GameBoy, and your a complete Sonic the Hedgehog dildo eater
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brad drac at 12/07/2006 18:07

Best video I've seen on teh tubes since that SF reunion one. Bloody awesome.
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Dunsparce4Prez at 12/08/2006 00:00

Having watched that, I'll drop dead in 7 days.
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Im OK at 12/08/2006 00:48

GameJew singing for the ultimate lose. Hasn't he already done this song before in another video? I can't really tell, since they all end up sounding the same to me. At least he didn't just say "Wii!" over and over this time (and that wasn't even a GameJew video that got shitted up with his music).

When he's not singing, his videos are pretty cool. Why does he have to ruin them with crappy music? Well, the music isn't that bad, I guess. It's the singing that makes my ears bleed.
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fonkeemonkee at 12/08/2006 18:07

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KyleGamgee at 12/08/2006 18:53

GorillaMask.net is showing some love to Destructiod.com with this one.
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Gamechamp at 12/10/2006 03:09

*creates cult worshipping this video*
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SP420 at 12/12/2006 16:43

I just wasted 5 minutes of my life.
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christpunchermpls at 12/19/2006 09:38

Wow.. i hope they never make another music video again
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garder at 01/07/2007 01:16

ok im disturbed and confused
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DurandalAI at 01/07/2007 13:03

The welcome song of that mario opera is plain genius.
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SunTzu at 01/10/2007 13:55

This is brilliant! Finaly, a video about video games that makes sense!
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Bobquest3 at 01/12/2007 21:49

That is so good, that I had to register to show my appreciation. That is perhaps the best thing ever.
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DrScience123 at 04/23/2007 21:20

I had to regester to comment on this. This is my favorite song by The Game Jew (been dieing for an mp3, or a Mario-Opera CD) If you do not like this video you obviously
one: have no idea what the Super Mario Bros. is about. (or a totaly nintendo hater)
two: have no ear for beautiful music.
Some of these comments are very hurtful. I want to see you do better, and even more so become as popular as Game Jew.

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