Why, yes, it is the year 2013. Back in the late 80s and early 90s, you couldn't toss a penny down a supermarket aisle without hitting some type of Nintendo-branded foodstuffs, whether cereal or beverage or whatever. But to the best of my knowledge, Mario ironically never did grace a can of pasta back in the day.
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