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koopers.jpg KingGroin posted a photo that may make your mustache feel dirty. For every Goomba you've ever stepped on, every brick you've ever crushed beneath an unsuspecting Spiny, every fireball you've hurled at Lakitu... there is a family of weeping koopas picking up the pieces... in another castle. We should all take a moment of silence to mourn the loss of millions of innocent little goomba chillens. Somebody needs to tell Mario that we don't need another hero. We don't need to know the way home. All we want is life beyond the Mushroom Zone. (Wow, that last lyric was a stretch, sorry Tina baby )







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Joejoebob's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2009 18:35
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Kinda funny. So little goomba chillins decide it's a good idea to join a kuppa demon in the destruction and terror of an entire kingdom of peacefull toad chillins who don't fight back themselves, is good. Well, according to the goomba insurgent that drew this, it is! :D Just remember. When a tiny goomba in a brick tries to crush you in passing for no reason, SMASH IT! >:D Try to take over -my- Mushroom world, and i'll tell mario myself, "Just leave this to me..." Because... When goombas walk around biting legs, It's on like... Donky Kong... Er... ... Mario... ... ...
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