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This really awesome video you’re about to watch was originally created as the prologue for a documentary on addictions to MMORPGs. Not sure what’s going on with that documentary, but who cares. This video by Vimeo user MuscleBeaver is just full of win.

It starts off simple with some animations from Pong, Pac-Man and Space Invaders. Nothing too weird yet but then Mario pops out of the Space Invaders ship and goes on a f**king rampage. Beats the sh*t out of everything, kills a Piranha Plant by peeing on it and just acts like a giant douchebag.

Then Guybrush Threepwood comes out of nowhere, the film turns into an FPS, Mario has sex with Lara Croft's leg and a giant videogame orgy occurs.

Yup.

Check it out for yourself after the break.

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AnEvilBrowny's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 12:30
AnEvilBrowny
asdf... that is all I have to say.
Largo Peligro's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 12:30
Largo Peligro
that was relatively bitchin'.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 12:33
GuitarAtomik
Well...That was fucking amazing.
Syphon Kai's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 12:40
Syphon Kai
Just thought I'd pop in and et everyone know I fapped to that.
Eagle 88's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 12:45
Eagle 88
That was both the most trippy and most awesome thing I've seen in a while.
Reginald's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 12:48
Reginald
if I didn't know better (and I don't), I would insist that was made by some Belgian guy. or Finnish, whatever. its euro-weird.
Double J's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 12:49
Double J
I...huh?
Roager's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 12:52
Roager
Gentlemen... We've just been rule 34'd.
The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 12:52
The Prodigal Son
The image of Mario punching the shit out of that Goomba was priceless as well.
joe asylo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 12:56
joe asylo
i didnt understand the ending
what with the wolf, somebody cry for it.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 13:18
RAB
holy shit
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 13:26
RAB
like, jeez man. i'm honestly so spent right now. i feel like I just got laid
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 13:53
Sentry
The animation was phenomenal, even if some of the gags fell flat for me.

Video game orgy was totally hot though. Virtual, pixellated, fictional sex-outs is most definitely where it's at.
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 14:07
Diverse
Should I just quit my life now after I got hard looking at that pixelated Lara Croft?
WW2Fanatic1's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 14:19
WW2Fanatic1
OMG! What just happened , did i get laid???
XD
Fleet3000's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 14:21
Fleet3000
i think that just changed my outlook on life.

thank you vidyogames.
Kamikaze Slowey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 14:26
Kamikaze Slowey
wow. i dont know what to think anymore
Laird's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 14:27
Laird
That MuscleBeaver guy is addicted to something, but I don't think it's MMORPGs...
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 14:36
Monodi
I was going to post this on the forums last night on YouTube finds but I already had towo posts and didn't want to look like a whore.

Seriously though, first time in years that I'm horny for Lara.
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 14:53
Tino
What the fuck....
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 15:07
king3vbo
Holy shit
Paroxysm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 15:25
Paroxysm
Awesome. Especially the monkey island section. What a depressing ending though.
Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 15:48
Matthew Blake
What the heck did I just watch? It was strangely awesome...
RiotMonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 16:28
RiotMonster
Only two things came to mind:

1. WTF
2. AMAZING

Also, who else felt seriously bad for the crying Goomba with the quivering lip? =[ Poor lil guy...
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 16:42
JLanphear
I definitely just witnessed the phenomenon of pure awesome. The Ryu and Guile part was amazing. And hot Lara Croft is hot.
aZZmodan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 17:32
aZZmodan
There are no words...
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 17:45
Dexter345
Wow. That was amazing!
flaming burrito's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 18:02
flaming burrito
That got really weird really quick
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 18:52
ZekeThePlumber
I'm both confused and excited!
Kieger's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 19:58
Kieger
That was...

In any case. Awesomesauce.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 21:38
Corak
Simply amazing.
HammerShark's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 22:05
HammerShark
Thus is the meaning of life.
Zen Albatross's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 23:02
Zen Albatross
HOLY SHIT. Amazing.
w4ffles's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 00:34
w4ffles
100% awesome. Chuck Norris would approve of this.
nsolo1717's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 00:39
nsolo1717
that was brilliant.....so glad i peeped that before going to sleep tonight
andycadaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 01:03
andycadaver
How did I miss this shit? That was brilliant!
shinryu108's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 02:04
shinryu108
holy shit wtf awesome. I'll punctuate that: ZOMG VIDYAGAMES.
HeavyD's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 02:16
HeavyD
It was pretty meh until it got to Monkey Island. Then shit just got more and more amazing from there.
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 20:13
Fronz
hahahaha
snoogans775's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 11:58
snoogans775
it's 9:00 am, I've watched this, and now I've got a whole day to sit around work thinking about that.
Spork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/14/2009 17:33
Spork
It's so... beautiful. I think I'm going to cry.
neon6's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2009 22:59
neon6
I kinda liked until the end. THAT MOTHER-LOVING LUIGI (Probably why no one likes him).
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 02:15
WarZombie
What the fuck.

Seriously, just what the fuck. That was complete and utter awesome. Sexy, yet gruesome. A little bit of everything in that video.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 07:45
lewness
So, what's my name again?
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