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This really awesome video you’re about to watch was originally created as the prologue for a documentary on addictions to MMORPGs. Not sure what’s going on with that documentary, but who cares. This video by Vimeo user MuscleBeaver is just full of win.

It starts off simple with some animations from Pong, Pac-Man and Space Invaders. Nothing too weird yet but then Mario pops out of the Space Invaders ship and goes on a f**king rampage. Beats the sh*t out of everything, kills a Piranha Plant by peeing on it and just acts like a giant douchebag.

Then Guybrush Threepwood comes out of nowhere, the film turns into an FPS, Mario has sex with Lara Croft's leg and a giant videogame orgy occurs.

Yup.

Check it out for yourself after the break.

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Cadtalfryn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 08:10
Cadtalfryn
I think I can safely speak for everyone in saying: "Uh...What?"

Butnoslrsly. That was all kinds of awesome. It showed the great evolution of videogames only to finish off with WoW...ugh Wow.

Oh, and the day Mario is that bad ass is the day I'll start buying his games again.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 08:16
Chronic Logic
Holy shit, Mario just fucking curbstomped that nice goomba playing ball! Also loved the Ryu and Guile one.
el mighty khan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 08:16
el mighty khan
pure genius
Gilgi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 08:18
Gilgi
Was that Mustache Rider 2 Turbo I saw in there?
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 08:18
phantomile
So that's where Monodi got hit new avatar.

This was amazing.
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 08:23
Isay Isay
You watched it! You can't un-watch it!
SunKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 08:24
SunKing
What. The. Fuck.

Awesome.
protomark's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 08:26
protomark
that was pretty spectacular.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 08:29
Justice
Damn that was cool, the Ryu and Guile bit was the best part.
Subenu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 08:30
Subenu
That just blew my mind...
Freefall's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 08:32
Freefall
That's the best thing I've seen all year.
Digital Sarcasm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 08:37
Digital Sarcasm
This could be the most awesome confusing video i ever watched
scrape's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 08:38
scrape
Amazing scenes. Really nicely animated as well, tremendous all round.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 08:42
RonBurgandy2010
o_O?
Psychoholic420's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 08:42
Psychoholic420
Okay... seriously.. that was the best f'n thing I think I've ever f'n seen in my life. I mean... wow... seriously...
Hold on a second. I think I just realized that I am totally obsessed with video games. I mean... ah, who cares, that was awesome!!!
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 08:48
Jack Maverick
That Monkey Island to Doom transition was the greatest thing I have ever seen. Also, Lara is lefty? Huh.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 08:53
Jim Sterling
Wow.
lem's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 08:53
lem
How long till Capcom put "Manly" DLC and give all SF4 moostaches like Ryu and Guiles.
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 09:01
JTHomeslice
Dang.
Magic Whiskey's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 09:19
Magic Whiskey
That was a can of Campbell's Cream Of Awesome.
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 09:28
Endstiem
That was indescribable.
Filt's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 09:28
Filt
Just ridiculous but strangely entertaining. ^_^
Lamadude64's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 09:39
Lamadude64
Holy tits in an awesome sandwhich.
TheChemist's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 09:49
TheChemist
Oh...Kay?
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 09:58
ScottyG
Dude, that was messed up. I mean, who actually uses a mouse with their left hand? :\
Bennyishere's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 10:02
Bennyishere
I am so turned on right now.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 10:11
Xhumation
that was amazing, I mean it was amazing to the point that my mind couldn't handle it and I..I...I came.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 10:11
manasteel88
so lara croft is a foot fetishist?
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 10:12
Justin Villasenor
Best thing to wake up to on a Sunday morning.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 10:17
Batthink
That is epic and amazing... O_O
Uziwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 10:20
Uziwood
Does that mean that everytime we play pong Lara Croft gets an orgasm ?
Davram's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 10:21
Davram
I want to be with that video.
n1k0l4's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 10:22
n1k0l4
Videogames are cool.
Sonic9jct's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 10:23
Sonic9jct
If they're trying to make games unappealing for the viewer... someone failed... big time.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 10:31
Volomon
They just condensed gaming into an 8ball of cocaine.
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 10:33
LsTr Of SmG
Holy deep fried awesome batman!
neist's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 10:36
neist
There are no words.
Neverdizzle's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 10:36
Neverdizzle
Mario is apparently Ron Jeremy. This video is sweet, sweet, chocolate.
Issun's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 10:52
Issun
Oooookaaaaayyy... humping Mario ...
It's just... so weird ... (head explodes)
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 11:02
adultswim810
!!!! wut.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 11:11
atastysammich
What in the everloving...
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 11:24
akathatoneguy
Holy shit, that was fucking awesome.

Also, what Volomon said.
LumberjackKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 11:26
LumberjackKing
This is probably the only film that Bullet Bill on Bullet Bill fetishists can get off to
smerff's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 11:32
smerff
Best. Movie. Ever.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 11:32
Mr Wrighty 987
What did i just watch?
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 11:40
Rifter01
And here this whole time I thought the demoscene was looong gone..

Such W-I-N
kingtobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 11:47
kingtobo
I'm not entirely sure what I just saw, but I think I loved it.
JiR INC's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 11:49
JiR INC
you win :)
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 11:55
SephirothX
I think i just forgot i went to college
Altair78's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 12:18
Altair78
Yep
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