This really awesome video you’re about to watch was originally created as the prologue for a documentary on addictions to MMORPGs. Not sure what’s going on with that documentary, but who cares. This video by Vimeo user MuscleBeaver is just full of win.
It starts off simple with some animations from Pong, Pac-Man and Space Invaders. Nothing too weird yet but then Mario pops out of the Space Invaders ship and goes on a f**king rampage. Beats the sh*t out of everything, kills a Piranha Plant by peeing on it and just acts like a giant douchebag.
Then Guybrush Threepwood comes out of nowhere, the film turns into an FPS, Mario has sex with Lara Croft's leg and a giant videogame orgy occurs.
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Okay... seriously.. that was the best f'n thing I think I've ever f'n seen in my life. I mean... wow... seriously...
Hold on a second. I think I just realized that I am totally obsessed with video games. I mean... ah, who cares, that was awesome!!!
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Butnoslrsly. That was all kinds of awesome. It showed the great evolution of videogames only to finish off with WoW...ugh Wow.
Oh, and the day Mario is that bad ass is the day I'll start buying his games again.
This was amazing.
Awesome.
Hold on a second. I think I just realized that I am totally obsessed with video games. I mean... ah, who cares, that was awesome!!!
It's just... so weird ... (head explodes)
Also, what Volomon said.
Such W-I-N