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Mario goes on a sex-crazed rampage photo

This really awesome video you’re about to watch was originally created as the prologue for a documentary on addictions to MMORPGs. Not sure what’s going on with that documentary, but who cares. This video by Vimeo user MuscleBeaver is just full of win.

It starts off simple with some animations from Pong, Pac-Man and Space Invaders. Nothing too weird yet but then Mario pops out of the Space Invaders ship and goes on a f**king rampage. Beats the sh*t out of everything, kills a Piranha Plant by peeing on it and just acts like a giant douchebag.

Then Guybrush Threepwood comes out of nowhere, the film turns into an FPS, Mario has sex with Lara Croft's leg and a giant videogame orgy occurs.

Yup.

Check it out for yourself after the break.

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Cadtalfryn's Avatar
Cadtalfryn at 07/12/2009 08:10
I think I can safely speak for everyone in saying: "Uh...What?"

Butnoslrsly. That was all kinds of awesome. It showed the great evolution of videogames only to finish off with WoW...ugh Wow.

Oh, and the day Mario is that bad ass is the day I'll start buying his games again.
Chronic Logic's Avatar
Chronic Logic at 07/12/2009 08:16
Holy shit, Mario just fucking curbstomped that nice goomba playing ball! Also loved the Ryu and Guile one.
el mighty khan's Avatar
el mighty khan at 07/12/2009 08:16
pure genius
Gilgi's Avatar
Gilgi at 07/12/2009 08:18
Was that Mustache Rider 2 Turbo I saw in there?
phantomile's Avatar
phantomile at 07/12/2009 08:18
So that's where Monodi got hit new avatar.

This was amazing.
Isay Isay's Avatar
Isay Isay at 07/12/2009 08:23
You watched it! You can't un-watch it!
SunKing's Avatar
SunKing at 07/12/2009 08:24
What. The. Fuck.

Awesome.
protomark's Avatar
protomark at 07/12/2009 08:26
that was pretty spectacular.
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 07/12/2009 08:29
Damn that was cool, the Ryu and Guile bit was the best part.
Subenu's Avatar
Subenu at 07/12/2009 08:30
That just blew my mind...
Freefall's Avatar
Freefall at 07/12/2009 08:32
That's the best thing I've seen all year.
Digital Sarcasm's Avatar
Digital Sarcasm at 07/12/2009 08:37
This could be the most awesome confusing video i ever watched
scrape's Avatar
scrape at 07/12/2009 08:38
Amazing scenes. Really nicely animated as well, tremendous all round.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar
RonBurgandy2010 at 07/12/2009 08:42
o_O?
Psychoholic420's Avatar
Psychoholic420 at 07/12/2009 08:42
Okay... seriously.. that was the best f'n thing I think I've ever f'n seen in my life. I mean... wow... seriously...
Hold on a second. I think I just realized that I am totally obsessed with video games. I mean... ah, who cares, that was awesome!!!
Jack Maverick's Avatar
Jack Maverick at 07/12/2009 08:48
That Monkey Island to Doom transition was the greatest thing I have ever seen. Also, Lara is lefty? Huh.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 07/12/2009 08:53
Wow.
lem's Avatar
lem at 07/12/2009 08:53
How long till Capcom put "Manly" DLC and give all SF4 moostaches like Ryu and Guiles.
JTHomeslice's Avatar
JTHomeslice at 07/12/2009 09:01
Dang.
Magic Whiskey's Avatar
Magic Whiskey at 07/12/2009 09:19
That was a can of Campbell's Cream Of Awesome.
Endstiem's Avatar
Endstiem at 07/12/2009 09:28
That was indescribable.
Filt's Avatar
Filt at 07/12/2009 09:28
Just ridiculous but strangely entertaining. ^_^
Lamadude64's Avatar
Lamadude64 at 07/12/2009 09:39
Holy tits in an awesome sandwhich.
TheChemist's Avatar
TheChemist at 07/12/2009 09:49
Oh...Kay?
ScottyG's Avatar
ScottyG at 07/12/2009 09:58
Dude, that was messed up. I mean, who actually uses a mouse with their left hand? :\
Bennyishere's Avatar
Bennyishere at 07/12/2009 10:02
I am so turned on right now.
Xhumation's Avatar
Xhumation at 07/12/2009 10:11
that was amazing, I mean it was amazing to the point that my mind couldn't handle it and I..I...I came.
manasteel88's Avatar
manasteel88 at 07/12/2009 10:11
so lara croft is a foot fetishist?
Justin Villasenor's Avatar
Justin Villasenor at 07/12/2009 10:12
Best thing to wake up to on a Sunday morning.
Batthink's Avatar
Batthink at 07/12/2009 10:17
That is epic and amazing... O_O
Uziwood's Avatar
Uziwood at 07/12/2009 10:20
Does that mean that everytime we play pong Lara Croft gets an orgasm ?
Davram's Avatar
Davram at 07/12/2009 10:21
I want to be with that video.
n1k0l4's Avatar
n1k0l4 at 07/12/2009 10:22
Videogames are cool.
Sonic9jct's Avatar
Sonic9jct at 07/12/2009 10:23
If they're trying to make games unappealing for the viewer... someone failed... big time.
Volomon's Avatar
Volomon at 07/12/2009 10:31
They just condensed gaming into an 8ball of cocaine.
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar
LsTr Of SmG at 07/12/2009 10:33
Holy deep fried awesome batman!
neist's Avatar
neist at 07/12/2009 10:36
There are no words.
Neverdizzle's Avatar
Neverdizzle at 07/12/2009 10:36
Mario is apparently Ron Jeremy. This video is sweet, sweet, chocolate.
Issun's Avatar
Issun at 07/12/2009 10:52
Oooookaaaaayyy... humping Mario ...
It's just... so weird ... (head explodes)
adultswim810's Avatar
adultswim810 at 07/12/2009 11:02
!!!! wut.
atastysammich's Avatar
atastysammich at 07/12/2009 11:11
What in the everloving...
akathatoneguy's Avatar
akathatoneguy at 07/12/2009 11:24
Holy shit, that was fucking awesome.

Also, what Volomon said.
LumberjackKing's Avatar
LumberjackKing at 07/12/2009 11:26
This is probably the only film that Bullet Bill on Bullet Bill fetishists can get off to
smerff's Avatar
smerff at 07/12/2009 11:32
Best. Movie. Ever.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar
Mr Wrighty 987 at 07/12/2009 11:32
What did i just watch?
Rifter01's Avatar
Rifter01 at 07/12/2009 11:40
And here this whole time I thought the demoscene was looong gone..

Such W-I-N
kingtobo's Avatar
kingtobo at 07/12/2009 11:47
I'm not entirely sure what I just saw, but I think I loved it.
JiR INC's Avatar
JiR INC at 07/12/2009 11:49
you win :)
SephirothX's Avatar
SephirothX at 07/12/2009 11:55
I think i just forgot i went to college
Altair78's Avatar
Altair78 at 07/12/2009 12:18
Yep
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