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Mario Galaxy 2 box art features Mario buggering Yoshi photo

The box art for Mario Galaxy 2 features no "UR MR GAY" chicanery, but it does feature some hot plumber-on-dinosaur action! Apparently a man can get lonely in space. We're not here to judge Nintendo's lovable mascot, but perhaps he should see a therapist?

Still, it looks like a mutually beneficial coupling. In fact, Yoshi appears to be dreamily sighing with approval as Mario violently and cheerfully thrusts his mushroom up the reptile's warp pipe. Provided both parties have given consent, then I suppose the best we can do is mutter our disapproval over coffee. Let's not get the police involved. 

UR MR GAY indeed ... 

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eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:08
eternalplayer2345
It's so /happy/ I totally can't wait.
Anjo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:09
Anjo
I'm not your gay, stop saying that.
Llexan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:09
Llexan
For a sec, I thought they left the UR MR GAY in the title, but now all it seems to spell is UR MI AX. SPECULATION?! WHAT COULD IT MEAN?! Perhaps Mario gets an ax as a powerup...
HoodedMiracle's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:10
HoodedMiracle
It says "U R MILY"

-_-
jamaican1231's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:10
jamaican1231
lololol. Jim is really funny. Even if he is kinda racist.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:13
TheToiletDuck
Jim, thank-you for using the correct verb for sexually abusing an animal. Far too many people use the word sodomize. Also, you'll be 'happy' to know that if Yoshi is indeed a reptile and male then he is likely to have a forked penis.
Guncannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:15
Guncannon
Also, notice the blue Yoshi blowing on the head of that mushroom.
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:18
ParaParaKing
You are sad, that Sonic is all alone and has noone to bone in Sonic 4. Admit it.
cornagandarub's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:18
cornagandarub
Rule 34 lolwut
Antony_256's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:22
Antony_256
As pointed elsewhere, now it is in the opposite direction: YA I M R U
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:26
Tarvu
Therapist.
CarbonByGravity's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:27
CarbonByGravity
Finally a game my girlfriend might enjoy with me but I won't hold my breath, DAMNIT! Also, Jim consider checking out the new God of War 3 footage from last nights episode of Gametrailer TV, I would like to read your thoughts on it. I was completely blown away and not very many thing do that. A Tool concert did it but that about it. Back to games, Demon's Souls was art to me, Mass Effect 2 inspired to set aside my dislike for Microsoft and buy a 360 , God of War 3 was the reason I bought my PS3 phat 2 years back. It's a damn good time to be a game enthusiast.
CarbonByGravity's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:31
CarbonByGravity
*EDIT*

Finally a game my girlfriend might enjoy with me, but I won't hold my breath, DAMNIT! Also, Jim consider checking out the new God of War 3 footage from last nights episode of Gametrailer TV, I would like to read your thoughts on it. I was completely blown away and not very many things do that. A Tool concert did it but that's about it. Back to games, Demon's Souls was art to me, Mass Effect 2 inspired me to set aside my dislike for Microsoft and buy a 360 , God of War 3 was the reason I bought my PS3 phat 2 years back. It's a damn good time to be a game enthusiast.
coldalarm's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:31
coldalarm
Damn it, Jim! I'm a gamer not a gaymer!
FreakingWesley's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:33
FreakingWesley
Holy shit at the 'YA I M R U'. Someone at Nintendo is seriously fucking things up :P
Spectreman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:48
Spectreman
* Wait until Jack Thompson learns that Nintendo is using bestiality in the cover of your games.
JustLikeBuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:55
JustLikeBuck
An animal that can swallow a creature equal to its mass, incubate and spit out an egg, is no afraid to take one in the pooper.

I think Darwin said something similar.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:56
ZombiePlatypus
Oh that Mario, always with the "alternative lifestyles".
CUDpwns's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:58
CUDpwns
Mario looks extremely happy, I've always thought his eyes would be better brown they look way too blue here.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 07:58
garison
Wow, that is some beautiful box art.

Also, "UR MR GAY" does not apply for this game. All the right letters aren't shining! ;)
Senger's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 08:17
Senger
Jim you need to stop letting your homosexual tendencies take over when you see colorful pictures and turn something totally normal into something queer.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 08:28
Maurice Tan
I Sir, am not Mily Cyrus! Nor Miley. Or am I?

/faps
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 08:35
Holyetheline
This look amazing.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 09:02
Xzyliac
I found 3 homoerotic references. Did I win?
GEKKO-Fox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 09:15
GEKKO-Fox
Heh. And people think furries are restricted to Sonic and Star Fox. Har har har!!

By the way, the picture is upliftingly colorful. I don't think I've ever seen a more soaring and happy game ever.
wackner's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 09:16
wackner
Hhauhsauu, very funny. Ah Mario, you are such a pervert. Imagine what he did to Peach after saving her in the first and third game...
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 09:50
Super Drybones
U R MR GAY
YA I M R U

saw it a few days back from some commenter on kotaku
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 09:52
Nicojay2
U R MR GAY? YA I M R U?
I dread to think where this conversation leads. Probably up the arse.
Caspulex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 10:05
Caspulex
I KNEW the mushroom/warp pipe joke was going to be there.

I knew it.

Can't wait, though.
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 10:22
mourning orange
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his mount's brow?
Pudge Controls the Weather's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 10:38
Pudge Controls the Weather
TOAD IS ON IT!

I hope this game has the Toad brigade.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 10:43
Xzyliac
@Super Drybones
Holy shit! Subliminal messages are back in style!
Lakai's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 10:48
Lakai
Christ Jim, you ripped that cover a new asshole!

http://instantrimshot.com/
OmegaPlatinum's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 11:34
OmegaPlatinum
U R MIAY
Zarathustra's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 12:20
Zarathustra
The box art is nice and colorful, but I don't like the use of the Mario head planet. It's like, doesn't Mario get enough representation as it is? Show something else!
My Eyes My Eyes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 12:34
My Eyes My Eyes
Actually slightly aroused.
FireFox516's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 12:50
FireFox516
I... I squealed. Holy crap, I can't wait to get this game. Talk about a sweet birthday present.
MountainGorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 13:07
MountainGorilla
New Desktop Background: CONFIRMED.
Xaeius's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 13:10
Xaeius
Green Yoshi: Lovin' From Mario
Blue Yoshi: Blowin' The Mario Head
Red Yoshi: Dryhumpin' the UFO Planet

I bet someone could find some sexual objects in the stars by playing connect the dots too
fulldamage's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 13:23
fulldamage
Starman just likes to watch. It makes him feel invincible.
Ikey Heyman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2010 20:14
Ikey Heyman
I laughed so hard at this. good show, Nintendo, good show.
Solatrus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2010 01:13
Solatrus
Ah, Mr. Sterling. You never cease to amuse me. :D
Cube's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2010 19:38
Cube
I would so fuck Yoshi If I was mario.

That male bitch is sexy.
Fantasy-XIV's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2010 11:26
Fantasy-XIV
^ You would do WHAT?

... Anyway it seems that the game's levels are galaxies filled with minor planets and worlds, while super mario galaxy 2 gameplay is based on that of its predecessor, updated with gravity effects and new power-ups.
RandallFlagg's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2010 16:57
RandallFlagg
The box art for Mario Galaxy 2 features no "UR MR GAY" chicanery, but it does feature some hot plumber-on-dinosaur
car auto shipping action! Apparently a man can get lonely in space. We're not here to judge Nintendo's lovable mascot, but perhaps he should see a therapist?
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