Ever wondered why Bowser wanted Princess Peach all to himself? Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that the old lady cuts right to the chase! I never took Peach to be a chickenhead, but in this NewGrounds rip she does not hesitate to have premarital sex with Mario, invites everyone in the mushroom kingdom to watch the princess give labor, and, well, I won't give away the ending. [Spotted on Aero]
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