Sure, it looks like Sonic is about to make the ultimate comeback with Project Needlemouse, but I'm pretty sure the blue hedgehog has a lot of downtime in between games. So the poor guy needs some kind of paying gig in between jobs.
Sadly for Sonic, waiting on tables isn't the best choice if you want to avoid your former co-workers, such as Mario and the crew. Even worse is that the poor guy has to work for his arch enemy too. Sonic just can't catch a break.
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Quit talkin' ass, RenegadePanda. Although there is supposed to be an exclusive reveal by TSSZ in a few hours... you wouldn't happen to be Ryan Bloom, would you?
The bigger news about the name and possibly some more info is happening at Gamespot tomorrow, though.
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Sonic the Hedgehog IS a porcupine you twats. Also, I heard Sonic was being voiced by Jaleel White again in this game...AND Michael jackson remixed music again for this game.
I heard in Project Needlemouse. Sonic fights a black knight. During the fight he magically transforms into a Werewolf and then is teleported to some Pinball Land. After making it past the 2nd stage in the Pinball, he finally makes it to the Winter Olympics in Vancouver losing the Gold medal to Mario. In a nerd rage of hormone induced behavior, Rockstar pitches the idea for a Grand Theft Sonic game where Sonic doesn't steal cars but steals other people's shoes. In the end, the game does poor sales, the trademark dies a little further, and something Sega fails to see they just need to do a simple format like New Super Mario Bros.
A ha ha! Fucking hilarious!
And Crash made an appearance! For a quick second I thought it was Bubsy. Damn.
Soon SEGA will get it done right! Sonic the Hedgehog 4 announced! Thanks, Jim! Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah!
Mario is their last name too, that's why they're the "mario bros." Actually, I don't really care, I always thought that was the most ridiculous esplanation though. Seriously, Nintendo should have just said "whoops" when asked why the brothers were "Mario Brothers" since Mario was a first name, instead of trying to pretend somebody named their child Mario Mario.
This sort of reminds me of the Transformers/GoBots sketch also floating around on collegehumor.
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Also, the ending was kind of depressing.
Don't say that! We need to keep our expectations very, very low. That way we won't have to suffer another devastating disappointment.
I hear Sonic is voiced by David Spade.
How's that for lowering your expectations?
I hear the last half of the game is also a mini game collection.
Oh, and Sonic turns out to be a porcupine, not a hedgehog.
Wait, WHAT?
If this is truly going to be like the old Sonic games, shouldn't Sonic NOT FUCKING TALK AT ALL?
Sonic the Hedgehog the Porcupine!
The bigger news about the name and possibly some more info is happening at Gamespot tomorrow, though.
Loved the video, it was great. Collegehumor is chock full of funny.
Death shall rain upon me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porcupine
Porcupines and Hedgehogs are different. It's fun to learn.
I wish I still had my Dreamcast! :(
And Crash made an appearance! For a quick second I thought it was Bubsy. Damn.
Soon SEGA will get it done right! Sonic the Hedgehog 4 announced! Thanks, Jim! Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah!
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