The Mario and Luigi you and I know are great heroes. Thanks to College Humor's latest videogame skit, we now know that if Mario and Luigi were really people, we'd never go anywhere near them.
Really, they'd be two badly dressed men that looked like they could snap at any moment. They'd be messed up on drugs, eating flowers and throwing defenseless turtles all day long. Thankfully, the man that hired the plumbers in the first place writes a really strong complaint letter so we'll never ever have to worry about them again. You know, because complaint letters actually work!
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Wow, yet another video wondering ha ha ha what it would be like if Mario ha ha ha was real and he turned out to be ha ha ha a douche ha ha ha because, you see, mushrooms are also drugs ha ha ha ho ho ho. Hilarious.
Ha ha, that was hilarious, if a bit unoriginal (I'm pretty sure I've seen at least 3 videos now with the "what if Mario was real" idea going on). The Paperboy reference was great though.
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7:30 PM on 12.30.2009
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Fixed it for you.
....or some people simply aren't juvenile enough to laugh at every skit/theme that's been capitalized on several dozen times, perhaps.
Regardless of that, I lol'd.
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