The above video shows off the magical world of Maple Story in its upcoming Nintendo DS incarnation. The game itself is one of the most populous online games of all time, a feat which is almost definitely linked to its being free, and the fact that children are inexplicably drawn to adorable, bloated mushroom creatures.
The game is particularly popular in the Orient, a land abandoned by Our High Holy Father, where the women have vaginas that slant from east to west and the men are made almost entirely out of pig iron! Such a lawless place has no use for simple Christian concepts like reconciliatory flagellation and good, old fashioned wife beating, so they must, instead, fill their days with trivial games such as the above spectacle. Dear readers, if you ever find yourself in the Far East, heed my words: trust no man, and eat not of any food containing "tofu". Such a false meat is a work of The Divell, of that you should have no doubt.
A) Tofu has no taste to it. That’s why they always have to drench it in soy sauce or something else...alone, it tastes just awful. And it jiggles! I was forever turned off to it after watching the episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where Debra gets a ‘tofurkey’ for Thanksgiving instead of a regular turkey. Ick.
B) A Shakespeare reference in the post title, Nex? From Richard III, no less? Wow...I’m literally impressed. I thought Linde was the only editor who was that well-read. Nicely done.
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10:58 AM on 04.06.2007
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I say witch powers.
B) A Shakespeare reference in the post title, Nex? From Richard III, no less? Wow...I’m literally impressed. I thought Linde was the only editor who was that well-read. Nicely done.
Play it on PC.
and Its funs for like an day but then it gets dull because of the insane amount of time it takes to lvl. up
I want my 2 days back! :(