Christmas is long gone, which means that the spirit of giving has been replaced by far more important spirits -- namely the spirit of taking, the spirit of drinking and the spirit of being a stupid dick. A 23-year-old man from Spring Hill, Florida stole his mother's Wii and sold it, all for the want of some booze and smokes. Delightful.
Of course, Christopher Bayko wasn't exactly a master criminal, and somehow expected to get away with stealing a game console from right under his mother's nose. When questioned about the missing Wii, which was now sitting comfortably in a pawn shop, Bayko claimed it was at a friend's house. We'll never know how long he planned to keep that pretense up, because the moron left a receipt lying around the house that disproved his lie.
Oh, and the best part? He sold the Wii for a whopping $56. It's as if these people try to be stupid.
Man charged after selling mom's game system [TBO, via Kotaku]
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8:40 AM on 01.05.2010
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Let the stupid take care of themselves.
Jim, holding gun to your head, must read, etc.
You all know the drill.
Zing!
True story.
It's not that they are all stupid, but only the stupid ones get caught.
Momma, I smoked the Wii.